What I usually say, randomly:

   Guess What?! POKE YER !

   BAZINGA!​

   You got it, Duuuude!

   Holy Can of Marshallows!

   Ho !

   Ba-Bam!

   Cool beans B|

   Shame. Shaaaaaaame~.

   Hot Diggity Dog!

Greetings Earthlings [●▃●]v The name is RandomDragonXD! I shall not reveal my real name, since I come in peace, but if you must know, it's S.O.L. S.A.M. Supreme Over Lord, Super Awesome Me! But you may call me Sam for short, if you befriend this fellow alien.

Would you like to know more about me before you talk to me? Okay. I'm usually random, about... 50 percent of the day? No. 60. Wait! 80! No.... -.- Let's just put 100% just in case.

Favorites Animals?
Mythical: Dragons, hence part of of my username
Wild: White Tiger, rawr~
Domestic: Miniature Schnauzers, more specific my Kenni <3

Favorites Tummy Satisfiers?
Food: Mac&Cheese, the american classic!
Drink: Coca-Cola, because it makes your burp!
Candy: Chocolate, because it's chocolate!

Favo-...  ಠ___ಠ Do you just think i'm going to keep giving you information about me!?
Hell naw, dawg! You message me, and ask these questions yourself!
I know I'm weird ◡︿◡ But that's why my friends love me! But you can bet on one thing for sure. I can make you laugh with anything I say or do! I may say something weird like... Moth balls. Or do something funny  like... my random-creepy dance, or maybe just one of my mini comic strips.

Ofcourse I love Kpop, but I also love other genres. I ain't picky with food or Music. I especially love Rock and oldies!

My number one goal, and Dream, is to open up my own cafe. 

I love children (no pedo, bro)

I am nice, friendly and lovable, but if you dare mess with my friends and family, you will see a world of pain, punk!

I am acually shy in person, unless we are good friends, then i'm a nut!

My hobbies? It sometimes involves scarying the out of my friends, family and coworkers! Yes, I might be evil like this. I also love to write stories, I have tons in my hard drive, and a load of notebooks! Unfortanetly... I'm a shy Panda Bear (ㄒoㄒ) And this same goes with all my drawings! (update: I lost all my stories ; ^ ; Dropped my HD, and it doesn't work...)

Okay, I think I blabbered for too long. 

Any questions or concerns, please message me. Wanna befriend me? Don't be afraid, just click the friend button and send me a message! I love making new buddies!

Sorry for being a weirdo~!

P.S. I am Awesome! Got a problem with that, take it up with me!