Hello! I am Jawdropper. I'll make your jaw drop with my awesome skills.

Examples:
-I can type while looking at the keyboard. You gotta admit, that is pure awesomeness.
-I can stand while drinking. I bet you can't do that.
-I can also breathe while sleeping. I'm awesome, aren't I?

You can be my friend if you want to. I'd be happy to be your friend.

I provide services like the following:
-Make you look cool.
-Comfort you when something or someone pisses you off.
-Beat the crap out of that person who pisses you off.
-Sing Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars to irritate you when you ask how you look.

Basically, I'm the common friend everyone has.

I am showing my true self to all of you, even if you don't know me. Well, I don't know you either.
So, be nice. No bashing. No crapping. And no backstabbing.

That happened to me once and I'd like for that to never happen again.

:D


 

LOL drama. Now, I will shower you with my love.



YES. SHI TO THE ING Nee. 

BIAS?



Of course you do, hun. But you look better if you don't wear anything though. 



LOLOLOLOLOL I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YA, BUT, HE'S TAKEN. BY WHOM?



BY THIS GUY. 

EH, HATERS GONNA HATE.



TEEHEEHEE. I LOVE THEM.

YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

 OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH

Click the damn button up there. The 'Add as Friend' Button. The hell. One click changes people's lives. 

Hehehe, I'll stop. For now. I'll continue this tomorrow, so be prepared. Be very prepared.