IAmAWall
Personal Message
Greetings, young explorer.
I have no idea of how you even got here.
As you can see, I am a wall. A brick wall to be exact. Not to be confused with a stone wall.
That's my brother you would be referring to then.
Feel free to post anything you'd like on me.
You can even ask me questions.
You can either call me Wall or Bricky.
Other names will be terminated.
About Me
Personal Information
Full name: Brickitus Wilson Walrus
Date of Birth: 3-26-1994
Age: 690 years old (= 19 years in human age)
Hobbies: Standing still; blocking people; a shelter for the homeless; shading for plants and other wildlife; etc.
Dislikes: Pigeons (Yes, especially you Eli. Just because you're a human now, does not mean I'll forgive you. I know you were a pigeon in your last life. Don't deny the truth. I remember you taking a dump on my head a couple of years ago. Your turds stink the most.)
Height: 30.5 meters
Weight: 1,500 pounds/1.5 tons
Blood type: Red with hints of gray
Family
Name: Termitus Bartholomew Walrus
Relation: Father
Name: Stone Henge Walrus
Relation: Brother
Name: Barbara Clare Concrete
Relation: Mother
Name: Mossy Maxwell Walrus
Relation: Pet