Elf: Kya~ Donghae Oppa, come and play with me.

Eunhyuk: Why should he? 

Elf: Kyu Oppa  ♥I'll see you in my dreams ♥my baby♥

Kyuhyun: I'm staying up tonight.

Kangin: Who do you dislike most out of our team?

Heechul:...You.

Kangin: Why?

Heechul: Should I show you the mirror?

ELF : Oppa ~ where did you get your fashion sense from?
Heechul : The most stylist one. HEEBUM!

 

 

ELF : Hankyung!～＞-＜ come play sand with me～I'm going to get a shovel～wait for me～
Hankyung : How old are you? 

 

 

ELF : Yesung, there’s this girl at my school who looks exactly like you!
Yesung : She must be really hot!‌ 

ELF : Today is my birthday, can oppa say happy bday to me, if you dont i'll be angry

Yesung : Then be angry

 

 

ELF : What do oppa eat for lunch? 
Kangin : What if i said Leeteuk oppa? will i get scolded? 

 

 

ELF : Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?

Shindong : About KangTeuk child-bearing, Eunhyuk’s recommendation. 

 

 

ELF : I really like KyuLee couple a lot ~ ♥
Sungmin :…. hahaha but Kyuhyun says he doesn’t (like it).

 

 

ELF : Mi darling, ahahahah, it’s finally (your) birthday, haapy birthday, did you eat cake, do you miss us, we miss you so much, have to take care of yourself ok? We love you, jiayou
Zhoumi: Thanks, all of you are the best present to me.

 

 

ELF : Donghae oppa!!!! Seriously!!!! You'll marry!!!!!! With ELF!!!!!!!
Eunhyuk : I’M AGAINST THAS MARRIAGE?

 

ELF : Lee Hyukjae you’re mine~
Donghae : Mine! >:( 

 

ELF : Oppa…!!!! Do you like me, rite ?!

Siwon : Yeah ^-^ I like you very very much ^-^

 

ELF : Ryeowook oppa, have you been building your muscles recently? Ah…Ryeowook oppa please dont build your muscle ㅠㅠ

Ryeowook : ㅋㅋㅋ Beastly guy Ryeowook

 

 

ELF: What type of girls does Siwon Gege like?
Siwon: Kind-hearted.
Kibum: Christians can’t tell lies, right?
Siwon: …… Beautiful, hot body. 

 

ELF : Henry ge, this is the 3rd time I'm proposing to you. Can I marry you?! I will always love you.
Henry : You want to marry off... :) :) Do you know how to cook?

 

 

What exactly is there for you to know about me. This explains just about everything.