HowlingTrees
Personal Message
❝Five things you would take to a deserted island—go. ❞
What? Oh, u-um...monkeys, Amir Blumenfeld, a banana, an oversized sweater—, I don’t know, 42?
❝Wow; wrong, you fat sack of . ❞
For your information, I have a very ually active mind for this ually unactive body.
❝Stop talking to yourself and get to the introduction. ❞
Pottasium. [ K ] Clever, right?
❝Sodium Hypobromite. [NaBrO ] ❞
About Me
►THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW
1. Kangaroos never fart.
2. The fear of going to school = 'Didaskaleinophobia'
3. You're probably still 'it' from a few games of tag you played as a kid.
4. 'tacocat' spelled backwards is 'tacocat'
5. Without the little voice in your head, you wouldn't have been able to read all of these.
►SONGS YOU NEED TO ING BLOW YOUR MIND WITH
1. Details In The Fabric - Jason Mraz
2. To Build A Home -Cinematic Orchestra
3. Brick - Ben Folds Five
4. Strawberry Swing - Coldplay
5. Anything by Coldplay, actually.
►tOP 5 THINGS I SAY 'CAUSE I’M A PEASANT
1. You ain't nothing, but a fart.
2. I probably make too many jokes.
3. Oh, who throws a shoe.
4. I don't want to be normal anyway.
5. God, I need to stop ing cussing.