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I AM A 19-YEAR OLD BIPOLAR PESSIMISTIC MISOGYNIST.

But that's up to you.

- Levi Ackerman version 0.28

 

About Me

That's pretty much me, what Levi said. Also basic Ereri trash.

(LOOK AT THAT SHOUJO BACKGROUND THOUGH.)

Rules and Regulations in this piece of Internet called Profile:

• NO SPAM OR HATE MAIL. But hell. I’ll delete them anyways, so y’all can go screw yourselves. (I’M SORRY)

• NO ADVERTISEMENTS. My profile’s messy enough as is. Besides, your stories are bursting with anyways. (NO THEY’RE NOT.)

• NO WRONG GRAMMAR OR SPELLINGS. These will not be tolerated and will either be deleted or reported depending on their content.

• NO FANWARS. Should any commence, I will be forced to interfere and trash talk all you es to get the hell off of my profile and go wank off somewhere else with a filthy piece of sandpaper.

• NO AWKWARD/ANNOYING/SUSPICIOUSLY UAL/MENTALLY DISTURBING QUESTIONS. It’d be okay to entertain any of your questions except those in the mentioned categories.

• MY SPACE=/=YOUR PERSONAL TRASHCAN. Because your comment’s of no use if you don’t ask something seriously or give any sort of feedback.

• TAKE MY INSULTS SERIOUSLY AND EXAGGERATEDLY. If I say I don’t like your story, your story is a piece of that needs to be burned to the ground using muriatic acid and gunpowder. If I say this character doesn’t sound right, the guy is ing OOC that you made Sora from No Game No Life seem like a total priss-like dickhead. If I say I don’t like you, I mean if you got hit by a bus, I would be the one driving that bus and run you over twice.

Other than those, you can pretty much chill. I’ll be writing soon_

- Levi Ackerman 0.28