All Suho wanted to do was hold a little meeting, but then someone farts. Chaos ensues including flying accusations, hair pulling, and way too much duct tape.  Utter and complete crack.               

(Sing in the tone of the Barney theme song) I love farts you do too. We all sometimes fart our poo. But when the pieces of poo get too big, we all eat some figs and die. Yo.  

  This is chapter 6 from one of my other stories, but it was out of place in that story.   So, I decided to make it a separate story as well, since leaving it as a lone chapter would be such a shame!   And it stars Maya!  (she's a grumpy  ghost girl).