hello lovelies!

so as you can tell from the title, this is a page full of incorrect quotes about sky jang and adrian bae

i literally came across a yeonbin incorrect quotes story on wattpad and that’s where the idea was born

leggo! :)

SKY　[sneezes]

ADRIAN　

SKY　aren’t you gonna say bless you?

ADRIAN　i’m sitting here with you! you’ve clearly been blessed

--

HYEON　so who’s the clingy one?

ADRIAN　[sitting in sky’s lap with his arms wrapped around sky’s neck and his face buried in sky’s chest] sky, obviously

--

ADRIAN　stop liking my posts

SKY　why?

ADRIAN　start liking me <3

--

SKY　truth or dare?

ADRIAN　truth

SKY　i love you adrian, you’re a real angel, i’m so blessed to have you, you’re beautiful, i want to protect you, you’re my every-

[YOUNGER MEMBER]　that’s not how you play the game hyung

--

ADRIAN　i’m upset and nothing can cheer me up

JOO　

ADRIAN　hyung, no

JOO　

ADRIAN　hyung, don’t

JOO　[brings sky into the room]

ADRIAN　[fighting back a smile]

--

SKY　do i have a place in your life, adrian?

ADRIAN　no

SKY　oh

ADRIAN　you are my life, sky

--

SKY　i’m cold :(

ADRIAN　i told you to bring a jacket [taking off his jacket] i told you it would be cold outside [puts his jacket on sky’s shoulders] and now you want a kiss? ugh fine [kisses sky] you want more? but we’re in public now [kisses sky more]

THE REST OF THE MEMBERS　😐

--

ADRIAN　you’re single... i’m single... you know what this means ;)

SKY　yeah

SKY　we ugly

--

SKY　is that your hand on my ?

ADRIAN　it was an accident

SKY　adrian, your hand is still on my

ADRIAN　IT’S STILL AN ACCIDENT

--

SKY　does this outfit make me look short?

ADRIAN　no

ADRIAN　[stands next to sky] i make you look short

--

SKY　you’re cute but you’re also selfish and narcissistic

ADRIAN　

ADRIAN　he called me cute

--

KIJEONG　adrian, no

ADRIAN　adrian, yes

HYEON　adrian, no

ADRIAN　adrian, yes

SKY　[in a soft voice] adria-

ADRIAN　adrian no

--

[phone call]

ADRIAN　sky... don’t freak out but i’m in a hospital right now... it all happened so fast

SKY　rian, you’re a nurse

ADRIAN　

ADRIAN　oh yeah right haha just testing if you knew or not

--

SKY　hey hyeon, i’m your hottest hyung!

SKY　hey, wait, that’s adrian

SKY　i’m your best hyung!

SKY　... no, that’s still adrian

SKY　

SKY　hey, i’m your HYUNG

--

[in the kitchen]

ADRIAN　honey

SKY　yes?

ADRIAN　n-no i mean pass the honey

SKY　oh okay...

SKY　sugar?

ADRIAN　yes?

SKY　i mean... do you want sugar?

ADRIAN　oh no thanks hehe...

[MEMBER]　stop flirting the pie is already burning

--

ADRIAN　ouch! i cut my finger

SKY　here, let me kiss it

ADRIAN　how does that help?

SKY　whenever i got hurt, my mom always kissed it to make it better and it worked for some reason

[later]

ADRIAN　[to joo] hyung, i need you to punch my lips really, really hard

--

SKY　what’s your greatest strength?

ADRIAN　i’m a great flirt

SKY　what’s your greatest weakness?

ADRIAN　those beautiful eyes of yours

SKY　

ADRIAN　

SKY　[opens the door] please leave

--

ADRIAN　what’s the wifi password?

SKY　you need to kiss me first

ADRIAN　well, come here then

ADRIAN　[kisses sky]

SKY　[blushing] i-i meant you need to kiss me first. n-no spaces, a-all lowercase

--

SKY　take me to art museums and make out with me

ADRIAN　but they said not to touch the masterpieces

SKY　did you just-

ADRIAN　but you know what?

SKY　what?

ADRIAN　[smirking] someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

--

SKY　can you turn on the lights?

ADRIAN　i don’t need to. you’re the only light i need in my life.

SKY　rian, i can’t see

--

HYEON　adrian hyung can’t be good at everything. maybe he’s a bad kisser.

SKY　no, he’s good at that too.

HYEON　what?

SKY　what?

--

SKY　wait, did you just flirt with me?

ADRIAN　have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

--

ADRIAN　you gave me butterflies, sky

SKY　i don’t remember giving anything to you

ADRIAN　i mean i have butterflies in my stomach

SKY　[takes a step back] you ate butterflies?

--

SKY　i love you with every inch of my body

ADRIAN　that’s not many inches but i love you too

--

HYEON　i failed my math exam

ADRIAN　

HYEON　the principal told me to bring my parents

SKY　we’re not your pare-

HYEON　tomorrow, 7 am, be ready

ADRIAN　[quietly] my time to shine as your father has finally come

--

SKY　[applying chapstick]

ADRIAN　what flavor is that?

SKY　oh, it’s just cherry

ADRIAN　can i try some?

SKY　sure [hands over chapstick]

ADRIAN　[kisses sky] holy , it does taste like cherries

SKY　[skyjang.exe has stopped working]

--

SKY　i like you

ADRIAN　can you just... excuse me for a few seconds?

SKY　yeah..?

ADRIAN　[runs out of the room]

ADRIAN　[screams]

ADRIAN　[goes back inside the room]

ADRIAN　cool. you like me? cool.

--

SKY　my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what do i do?

JOO　punch him in the stomach. when he doubles over, kiss him

ALEC　tackle him

KANGDAE　dump him

KIJEONG　kick him in the shin

ADRIAN　NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

--

[after sky and adrian mate]

ADRIAN　[drunk, pointing at sky] that’s my boyfriend, ers!

JOO　your mate, adrian

ADRIAN　my mate!?!? even better!!!

--

[in court]

ADRIAN　[whispers to lawyer]

LAWYER　this has nothing to do with the case

ADRIAN　just ask

LAWYER　[sighs and turns to sky, who’s the judge] do you think he’s cute be honest

--

SKY　[jokingly] and remember, you’re not allowed to fall in love with me

ADRIAN　won’t be a problem

ADRIAN　[two days later, in the middle of the night] THERE IS A PROBLEM

--

ADRIAN　so what’s your type?

SKY　tall, blonde, dumb, possessive, good sense of humor, smells like vanilla and roses

ADRIAN　that sounds like me. too bad i’m not a girl

SKY　...did i mention dumb?

ADRIAN　yeah

SKY　okay just making sure

--

[when the hyung line is gone]

ADRIAN　since i’m the oldest now, that makes me in charge and sky my wife

HYEON　i don’t think that’s how that works

SKY　don’t talk to your father like that

--

HYEON　what’s up with adrian hyung? he’s been laying on the floor for like an hour

[YOUNGER MEMBER]　he’s just a little overwhelmed

HYEON　why?

[YOUNGER MEMBER]　sky hyung giggled

--

SKY　guys, i need to tell y’all something. i’m bi-

ADRIAN　[hopeful gasp]

SKY　-lingual. bilingual. i speak two languages

ADRIAN　oh... same. that’s nice [sadly sipping hot chocolate]

SKY　oh! i also like guys!

ADRIAN　[spits out hot chocolate]

--

[adrian and sky arguing]

SKY　[rolling his eyes] what are you, 5?

ADRIAN　[snorts] yeah, 5 heads taller than you

SKY　

ADRIAN　

ADRIAN　i’m sorry that was a joke please don’t kill me

--

SKY　[walking into the kitchen] is something burning in here?

ADRIAN　[leaning against the counter seductively] only my desire for you

SKY　rian, the toaster is on fire

--

SKY　look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth

ADRIAN　no man can look at you and be straight

--

SKY　[raising his voice slightly so he can speak to adrian on the other end of the grocery store aisle] do you want any chips?

ADRIAN　[at full volume] I’M ALWAYS A FOR DORITOS

--

VICTORIAM　[loses adrian in a crowd]

SKY　this calls for drastic measures

SKY　[yelling into a megaphone] SKYRIAN ISN’T REAL!

ADRIAN　[running out from a louis vuitton shop] EX-ING-CUSE ME????!

SKY　there he is

--

ADRIAN　i’d say i dabble in the gay

SKY　[exists]

ADRIAN　never mind, i’m all gay

--

ADRIAN　WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO YOU WANNA IN GO–

SKY　me

ADRIAN　...ON A DATE WITH ME

--

KANGDAE　would you like your popcorn sweet or salty
SKY　[gazing lovingly at adrian] i want it just like my boyfriend
KANGDAE　
KANGDAE　we don’t serve ugly popcorn

--

KANGDAE　why are you ignoring sky?
ADRIAN　i’m playing hard to get
KANGDAE　no need tho.
KANGDAE　you’re already hard to want

ADRIAN　

KANGDAE　i said what i said

--

SKY　i made this friendship bracelet for you
ADRIAN　you know, i’m not really a jewelry person
SKY　you don’t have to wear it
ADRIAN　i’m gonna wear it forever. back off

--

SKY　ugh, i hardly slept last night
JIWOO　when you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you
SKY　who the hell would be thinking about me at 3am?!
ADRIAN　[silent gay panic]

--

JIWOO　[stabbing air between adrian and sky with a butter knife]
SKY　what are you doing?
JIWOO　trying to cut the between you two

JIWOO　it isn’t working
KANGDAE　use a kitchen knife

--

ADRIAN & SKY　[staring into each other’s eyes]
KANGDAE　[opens a soda can]
ADRIAN　excuse you, we’re having a moment

KANGDAE　i’m having a soda