Why do you play with my feels?
Him: Hey, if they caught us going home together, they'd probably think that we're dating.
Me: They're already thinking that we do. Old people are so---
Him: Aren't you bothered by that?
Me: Should I be?
Him: No. Don't be. It'll be like that soon anyway--- *leaves me to go home*
Me: .....what--?
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