The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are. 

[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 

[] You have ran into a glass/screen door 

[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself 

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 3

[x] You have run into a tree/bush

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow 

[x] You have tried to your elbow… a few

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabetre and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm. 

[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 5

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. 

[x] You have choked on your own spit. 

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix. 

[ ] You type only with two fingers. 

So far: 8

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire //my house almost on fiyahhhh ;;//

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes. 

[] You have caught yourself drooling. 

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair.

So far: 10

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[X] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you 

[x] You are often told to use your “inside voice”. 

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. 

So far: 14

[x] You have eaten a bug //accidentally ;AAAAAAA;//

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important 

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand 

[ ] You have ran around in your house. 

So far: 18

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t. 

[x] You break a lot of things. 

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you. 

[] You tilt your head when you’re confused //I lower my head. is this counted too? xD//

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before //laughing, well, yes//

So far: 20

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall. //plus curtain, bed, pillow, posters xD//

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.  

TOTAL: 22/37

Okay. I'm dumb. XDDD