So i went to Wendys with my fam right, and im dressed awesomely,then this guy in these BRIGHT pink slacks, walks in and im just sitting there like,"No man.." and my little brother and i are cracking jokes about the pants (We do so much i swear..) and then i see my mom smiling and hugging him. I walk over to investigate and shes like,"See Nia!!" and his jaw drops, (by now im confused as hell) and he says," I havent seen you since you were 1"and im thinking to myself,"Hmm it cant be him, he's still in London with his parents running the company." BUT GUESS WHAT

"Oh yea I've been here for a week, Im going back to London tommorow"

SO im repeating in my head,"He's my godfather? Is that Phillip?" that type of thing. And when he and mom are done, I whispered to my mom,

"Who's that?"

"Lets...not talk about that right now"  She answers

"Its my godfather isnt it?"

"Yep"

Now last time i checked, my god father is a guy who works in London, his parents own a perfume company and he's filthy stinking rich. But my mom's words came back to me,"You're godfather is gay" now I KNOW my mom is homophobic, BUT he is her best friend from school and hes funny.

So im just thinking," Okay this is cool i guess"

After he leaves tho i get this flash of memory, and i stare at my mom.

"Mom,you said he is your best friend from school right?"

"Yes i did why?"

"Meaning you went to school with him right?"

"Um, yes, what are you getting at?"

"Mom......you went to an ALL GIRL'S SCHOOL."

"......."