HOLY SHIZZZ, GEEKY PICKUP LINES?!?!

xD okay, so my brother and i were playing a game the other day

well it wasn't really a game...

....but whatever

basically we told each other geeky pickup lines

and i just cracked up on some of them cuz i actually got it (lol, my geekiness)

here are some:

What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.

Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Want to experience it?

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus. (i don't know why, but this made me lol, really hard xD)

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

lol, those are just some of the ones i remember...

do you guys have any more?

these make me laugh so hard makes me proud to be a geek

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kapabo
#1
Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Want to experience it?
^ Cracked up there.

You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
^ Died laughing here. XDD
neufneuf #2
hahahahahaha! i love the first one since im taking trig right now! xD
however, calculus awaits me in two years.... so mind teaching me the fundamental theory early?
or maybe i'll google it.... or maybe khanacademy xD
xoWardaxo
#3
OMG IK some fooby brown ones!

Can i have your number so i can wake you up for fajr namaz?

Can I give you your first date after your first fast?

You can't play basketball with a jilbab, marry me and we can go one-on-one for the rest of our life.

I'd like to be more then your brother in islam

muslims are suppose to have many children. im more then happy to do my part

what school of though do you follow, because i though you all through school.

lets get married so i dont have to lower my gaze when you walk in the room

LOL I LVOE THE LAST.
Its_JangMi123
#4
I'm so gonna use these 2mrrw at school. xD
lalaville
#5
@rocketshipmonkey
lol, now i kinda want to use them xD
i want to see how people would react to them >:)
rocketshipmonkey
#6
.... AHAHA the last one is<3
lalaville
#7
@keena-choding
POSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST ITTTTT!
keena-choding #8
I have one!!! But it's not geeky...