HOLY SHIZZZ, GEEKY PICKUP LINES?!?!
xD okay, so my brother and i were playing a game the other day
well it wasn't really a game...
....but whatever
basically we told each other geeky pickup lines
and i just cracked up on some of them cuz i actually got it (lol, my geekiness)
here are some:
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you’re sooo hot my screen melted.
Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Want to experience it?
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I’m around you
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus. (i don't know why, but this made me lol, really hard xD)
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?
lol, those are just some of the ones i remember...
do you guys have any more?
these make me laugh so hard makes me proud to be a geek
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