DUDE

I DON'T THINK I LOGGED ONTO AFF AT ALL TODAY UNTIL RIGHT NOW

WHEN I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED

AND I SEE I HAVE NOTIFATIONS AND I'M LIKE, "WHO COMMENTED ON WHAT?" EXPECTING IT TO BE FROM INTERGALACTIC AU

AND THEN I SEE OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE "CRASH LANDED ON APOST APOCOLYPTIC EARTH" AS I'M CLICKING THE COMMENT NOTIFICATION 

AND 25 NEW COMMENTS

AND I'M LIKE "DUDE. WAIT. REWIND AND FREEZE

AND I GOT FEATURED

AND I GAINED 200 SUBSCRIBERS IN ONE DAY

AND I WENT THROUGH MY ENTIRE FREAKING DAY WITHOUT KNOWING

AND IF I HAD KNOWN I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN SOMETHING FOR THE DARN SEQUEL BECAUSE I'M WORKING TOMORROW

BUT I WILL TRY WHILE MY YOUNG CHARGE SLEEPS

OH MY GOSH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SLOW UPDATES I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON OUT OF THE DARKNESS I SWEAR I AM AND I HAVE A PLAN!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!