Satisfaction is an ocean of diamonds at your feet

Happiness is a $1000 pair of Jimmy Choos

Never, a kiss from your child

God forbid! An 'I love you' from your husband

How worthless! 

Nails ripped from the fingers of screaming infants

A nation of tears and blood

A knife to a baby's heart

All just for a pat on the head from you

Machine gun to a row of beggars

Throats slit

Anchors to the feet of drowning men

Just for you to be pleased

While you can't do crap besides give out tantrums to everyone in your line of vision