‘because baby i want to steal your sharingan’
with a knack for getting gum into her hair its not her fault god blessed her with the ability to chew gum without people noticing, seul's hair is more or less a bird's nest with 10 calfs doing the frickle frackle on top of it. nothing can tame that beast of a hair, quite literally too. she has a mole in the middle of her philtrum, the precise middle yes. she calls it her identification. without it, she wouldnt be bang seul, shed be an empty shell of an indiffirent beeyotch. Since birth, seul's known as the little dwarf weaving her way through the mobs of angry people, even receiving a fine amount of jabs in the chin and bruises. her baby face and chubby mame daifuku cheeks says a lot in her "adorable-ness" and frankly, even though it's a favorable trait of hers, it gets her back in the a lot when she's underestimated as a cute naivete little primary school child. but her far from modest behavior and the surprising year in her birth certificate draws people back into reality

‘fake smiles are my thing - dont steal my thunder man’ — taking pleasure in anything that involves shoving a cactus down someone's throat, bang iseul takes pride in being EL DURADO's undesirable empoyee no. 1. there really isnt a day when she doesnt accidentally mutter a rude remark to a customer and causing them to run far far away to shinobi land. honestly no one knows why joonmyeon still keeps her, probably because she makes the best threats (and actually does them wtf) and she'd probably threathen to roll joonmyeon on a barbwire fence with magic johnson (people actually applauded her when she told that one to a drunk in a gay bar when he tried to chanyeol) . her wicked sense of humor and her knack for laughing at just the most inappropriate times proves how much undesirable she is (in more ways than one) .pride is something she holds very dearly right next to her fab face and there's hardly anytime when she'll admit her defeat  she's very young in terms of age, asserts joonmyeon as he perpetually broods over which punishment to give her when she unknowingly made a passenger jump of the deck and given that she is ultimately a master when up and playing different roles she's often let out with a reasonable consequence. her smirking (often confused with smiling ; "oh my ew no" as she would say) is a natural sight to see, even accross the EL DURADO's humongous deck. her baby face gives others an innocent pure first impression of her (oh, how they are wrong). add in her midget size and A cup (and proud) s, she really could compete with suzy as the nation's little sister, though more like she's like the suzy (jeremy's little sister who sabotages everything in the show) from phineas and ferb. though sporting a feminine appearance, her behavior is exactly12,078 km (AKA the distance between Papua new guinea and the americas) from modest, or decent in that matter 
 
‘my is bigger than yours — but seul you dont even have a ’
 why one would call bang seul "cute", she doesnt understand. sure, her pinchable mame daifuku cheeks and her quirky favorites says a lot in the matter, but the girl..well, to put it simply, she's an apathetic pesimist. a petty person through and through, with a mouth that spouts acerbic sarcastic remarks on its own constent, seul is not amiable or "cute" or even pleasant to be with in that matter. at first glance, she may seem cute, you may want to pat her head and put her in the pocket of your ripped jeans, (its not that shameful really that you mixed her up for someone cute and nice and lovable and halfway decent, really, a lot of people convince themselves that too) but  at second glance, you'd be scared as and totally be running for your lives faster than she can threathen you. still, if you took another glance at her (even after she pushes you into the pool and threathen to "shove you with expanding foam filled es that'll explode all of your internal arteries") a very observant glance, you'll actually see — seul's very self-reserved. vulnerable, even. though her wit and sharp remarks are often a favorable trait of hers, and others find amusement in seeing her tell someone they need to be slapped with a , there are of course, times when she's just speechless and vulnerable. seul's never and will never be comfortable with people trusting her enough that they actually consider her a close and good friend other than yeji. and the thought of socializing seems so surreal to her - let alone having someone claim to be her student. being overwhelmed in endorphins is not her thing, she's especially not used to smiling and people other than yeji actually laughing at her and telling her she's funny just leaves her a blushing mess — especially when she's around chanyeol and he showers her with complements and calls her the "telephone hero nunu of his dreams"

‘uzumaki naruto! at your service’
 its easy to see that itachi seul isnt an affectionate one, choosing to eander you with her own idea of so called fondness (AKA she insults you on a daily basis — oh wait, she does that to everyone). still, seul's loyal to no end once she builds a bond with someone, and a knack for being selfless with the condition that people pay no mind to her for it, seul's not such a bad person though perhaps her bitter ways are more than slightly overwhelming for the people around her who actually care, but most of the time, she's the one at the back of the line checking to see if everyone got on board safely and harms away. being misunderstood for her isn't so difficile though, because like aforementioned a million times above, her apathetic ways does more good than harm and the whole "evil slytherin" thing going on is working heavens for her. its not as if nobody has left bitter comments for her but she never bothers storing up. the self critical reflecting on all her negativity before drowning in depression has never been seul's ways. brushing away both the endorphins and the negativity, she lives life without the thirst to please others. after all, seul's never been one of a people-pleaser, if any she destroys the self esteems of people with a single wave of her hand. that's seul, and cruel as she may be, maybe she's just amiable in that sense. seul's cool just like that. 
 

 
"the uzumakis bangs" 
seo seulgi (mother) & bang jinhyuk (father)

born into a sort of well off family, seul spent most of her life being spoilt with gigantic play doh sets and fancy silky pudding. though of course, her talent for attracting trouble garnered from a very young age, she would sneak out of her house and play with one particular guy - a hobo who used to go by the name insik - he betrayed her to go seek out his true love in vietnam when she was 8. with that, she grew to hate him and the 2 two many "i"s in his name, also with her being the special child she is, realizing she had an "i" in her name, declared a name change into the very familiar term now, seul. after the horrible events passed and seul turned 18, she went off to a college majoring in hospitality, and three years later voila! she's back in black for a job as a receptionist. it takes extraordinary social skills to land a job as a receptionist at the EL DORADO, and when you see seul glaring her way through life and making everyone's life a disaster as she walks around tumbling misfortune to the people around her, you wouldnt really peg her as a social butterfly, but then again, she is a deceptive manipulative . growing up, her father and mother were very fond of her and baby-talked her all day. though as a teenager she received all the love she needed, going to a college in seoul, and being far away from her parents in busan took a toll on her. well, the girl couldnt cook or even clean for herself. aside from that, after going through three years of hell as a hospitality major, and actually learning proper manners and etiquette, she's learn enough to be independent and strive for herself, thus her sort of self-reserved personality. 

‘sung yeji’
(best friend)
probably one of the only few people seul lets call her cute, sung yeji stands talls with her perpetual brashness and unfathomable brilliance (seriously, she has an IQ of 136) - with her also comes the occasional hair slap that could kill a mosquito in one hit. currently having a relationship with jackson wang from hing kong's national fencing team, yeji's high IQ is confirmed as she is learning 3 languages at once for the sake of talking to jackson without useless body language but with actual body language (if you know what i mean /cackles/). she's seul's friend since the middle school days for good reason ; known as the popular one at first glance, you wouldnt believe how yeji is the definition of a brat. most see her as charming or mature or even y (seul puking in the distance) but with seul, they're just peas in a pod that no one else can handle. seul will never admit yeji is her best friend - with her clogging up the receptionist table every single day. see, yeji really has no idea how the hell she got stuck with the emotionally indifferent bang iseul when she herself is an admirable social butterfly, and for the reason they've been acquaintances throughout middle school even till college - despite seul majoring in hospitality and yeji in fashion design - when she planned for a romantic cruise with her adoring boyfriend and heard from the crewfare manager that they're hiring, she told seul of the opportunity, because jackson told her he cant come with because of the fencing finals coming up. with nothing else to do, seul signed up, forgetting the fact that yeji would also be there tormenting seul's work - and occasional love - life in every way possible, some listing ; hanging around the receptionist desk every single day, clogging up the logs of the receptionist phone with her constant nagging of how "jackson's not picking up his phone or answering my texts", sung yeji is a fearsome girl.
 

‘kim jongdae’
(good friend) 
joonmyeon mustve gone completely bonkers hiring someone as devious and selfish as jondae as a staff in a luxurious cruise — but then again, he did hire seul (basically antisocial). aside from his charmingly horrendously incorrigible attitude that seeks great pleasure in seeing people suffer from his pranks and his loathsome camel like cheekbones that rise up like balloons everytime someone mentions "pain" or "boom", jongdae's partially —like very partially— a nice guy, often helping seul tick off mrs. yoshida so seul can play with her dog, whom she holds misplaced affection for, jongdae treats seul like the little sister she doesnt want to be, for the sole reason everytime seul says "i hate you and i hope your ship will never be cannon" and her many other threats, he laughs the loudest. having met on the stupid party joonmyeon threw to welcome the new crew of the EL DORADO, seul decided that it was possible that some people just manage to get on every single one of her body's 7 trillion nerves. though, her point of view of him changed when he snuck an explosive in joonmyeon's drink. ultimately deciding he was decent for making people suffer so much easier for seul, the two have a silent agreement each time seul makes a threat — he'll be the one to complete it. 

‘byun baekhyun ’
(close friend) 
needless to say when you get two halves of the beagle line you get the other, with a fiery temper and the ultimate boss attitude, the ticking time bomb that is byun baekhyun to date has never not accidentally piss off seul with his constant bipolar moodswings — honestly sometimes said boy can go 100km/hours ing off but other times it's like he's lost the will to live because the (imaginary) love of his life left him to war — and annoying prissy fits. seul has no idea why bakehyun even considers talking to seul because quite obviously, she doesnt care. though she can never get pissed at him for long due to his resemblance to a cute chihuahua (plus he just yaps all day so yeah ; extremely accurate depiction). the two met when jongdae, having dealt with enough of baekhyun's left him at the receptionist table with the sense "she's a receptionist, it's her job to listen to what people have to yap about" and so he started coming on a regular basis — talking about his troubles with the hot fitness instructor and why the is chocolate so good. she never really listens, and just sort of eh'd and went with his because really, "baekhyun's confiding in me and conveying his deepest emotions to me dont be rude" is a good reason and opportunity to yell at a passenger and slack off. 
 

‘nam jisoo’
*im sure you can describe jisoo better than i could so just gonna leave her as that plus im like running on 5 hours of sleep*
(friend) 
upon boarding the cruise and just vaguely remembering basic manners and etiquette from her practically useless three years of colleges - and meeting jisoo (what are the odds), seul actually used to be such a closet ert before, keeping her stash a well kept secret and basically so behind in the closet that one more step and she'd be in narnia. it all changed on the fateful meeting that jisoo practically screeched in her ears that she saw seul checking out the boyz. well, you know how that went. seul ignored her for the good frrst week she was working at EL DORADO, but of course, jisoo's favorable peristent nature begrudgingly won and needless to say, seul grew if not fond, more irritated - but mostly she just eh'd and went with jisoo' - of the insane ert who taught her the secret to groping hot boys. truly god's gift to the world.