Stages of Procrastination
Stage One: Nonchalance, you are procrastinating, no big deal.
Signs: Looking at sories online
Looking at songs/mv on youtube
Looking at your bias' photos
Stage Two: Mild panic, perhaps it's time to start working
Signs: Look at time and realise it's later than you thought
Feel an unrgency to work, then ignore it and continue with stage one
Stage Three: Attempt to work-and fail
Signs: Homework is by you, unopened
Pencil is in you hand
Become deperate for distractions so start doing things you hate (exp. cleaning, organising, cooking, laundry, etc)
Stage Four: Go back to doing nothing and enjoy it
Signs: Start making blog posts
Bragging to your friends about the amount of fun you are having
Find gifs of your bias
Start watching that drama you never got through
Stage Five: Panic attack that makes you act crazy for a minute
Signs: Nonsensical gibberish
Frantic movements (ie. tapping, rocking, jotling, panicking in general)
Go through worst case secenarios
Realise it's not just that one thing due and so many more
Then It Restarts
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