Ok gurl, I know you've grown up and all. . . but why did they make you into a beauty item?

You're supposed to go on adventures with your backpack, not care about how you look!

I'm so frustrated. This just pushes the concept of "Beauty is everything. You're nothing if you're not pretty." into young children's minds.

The world nowadays . . . *sighs*

Look at this. >.<

I mean yeah, fine you're cute. But old Dora is even more so. :3