So...At lunch today, My friend Yves decided to pull a joke on his boyfriend. And I was a part of it x3

He told his boyfriend that he was straight now and that I was his girlfriend (He knew we were playing though, I have a boyfriend sooo...If he didn't, then that's just another reason for me to think he's a >.>) The look on his face though XD

Yeah, I don't like his boyfriend..And I have pretty good reasons not to.

1) He tries to talk about me and my friends. He even told my friend Cheyenne that she talks way more than she thinks, AND THAT WAS EXTREMELY RUDE

2) He's clingy as hell.

I have no problem with couples being all lovey with each other, it's actually cute, BUT STOP TRYING TO HIM AND PLANT FREAKING HICKEYS ON HIM EVERY TIME I'M TRYING TO TALK TO HIM. >.> It's rude and it makes me feel uncomfortable as well as other people around, especially when it's durning lunch, no one wants to see that shiz.

3) He acts like a whiney baby and get jealous for no reason.

Okay, So I'm jealous person too, every chick is, BUT I know when I'm being jealous for NO REASON WHAT-SO-EVER

His boyfriend thinks I'm a threat to their relationship...but there's this one, big important detail that everyone should know....YVES IS GAY. HE LIKES . SO HOW THE HELL AM I A THREAT WHEN I'M A GIRL?!

I've known Yves for a few years now so we've gotten pretty close but not in THAT level. But his boyfriend get jealous when I'm just around him, even though Yves has told him 15,000 times that I'M JUST A FRIEND.

Example on how he gets jealous:

He walks away when Yves comes to talk to me, ALL THE TIME

A week ago, My friend Hannah and I were talking about how for Halloween I was going to be a lion, and Yves said jokingly "Oh, I'd totally let you walk me around on a lesh." (Long story) HIS BOYFRIEND GETS MAD AND SQUEEZES YVES' LEG REALLY HARD, which pisses Yves off and he goes off on his boyfriend and tells him basically to get the hell over it, I'm his friend.

Another thing, two days ago, I was looking for my friend Yolonda in the morning and I ran into Yves and his boyfriend and asked Yves where Yolonda was, because they hang out too. He says he doesn't know but then his boyfriend was like "She's over in the band room." and Yves said "Why would you tell her that? Now she's going to leave me for Yolonda." and you know what his boyfriend does? He gets an attitude and is like "Exactly." And walks away. >.> Like really? Are we seioursly going to act like a whiney ? >.<

He's done so many other ridiculous things just because he doesn't like me but I won't get into all of that.

BUT SERIOUSLY! HE NEEDS TO STOP ACTING LIKE A JEALOUS BRAT ALL THE TIME FOR NO REASON! I'M NOT A THREAT! BESIDES, I KNEW YVES' WAY LONGER THAN HE DID, HE JUST FREAKING MOVED HERE, SO IF HE THINKS IMMA JUST DISAPPEAR JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE DATING, HE CAN TAKE HIS BACK TO IDAHO BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. >.>  He thinks all of Yves' friends are a threat -.- Like really? Come on now -__-

My grandma told me to be careful around Yves' boyfriend because it's obvious he doesn't like me and thinks I'm a threat and that he might try to hurt me.

I wish he would try.. >.>

Longest rant ever >.<