ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. TODAY, I HAVE A LETTER FOR YALL.
"ohana means family. family means no one gets left behind or forgotten."
"family is not an important thing. its everything."
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udicrous
( adjective. ) so foolish, unreasonable, or out of place as to be amusing.
okay. so i've reached five thousand tweets. and i'm horribly excited to do this letters thing again. because of jiyeon. so feel special if you're in here. and to those that aren't in here, i'm sorry. but i'll include you in the next one. i love you all though.
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jiyeon
hello jiyeon. you .
i hate you so much, but at the same time, i love you so much. but trust me, you're one of the coolest kid in the block. and i'm out of lines to tell you because i've been writing letters to you since forever.
are you tired of my constant letters yet, ji. you're so kyeo at times, and i'm so kyeo too. but in all honesty, i think you do like jeongguk. but you're just shy to admit it. do you want a taemin instead. hahahahahaha. but yeah. you're so cute.
go date jeongguk now. and don't deny it anymore. we all know you like him. snorts so loudly.
eunji
eunji. you bae. you are the bae.
don't date mino. date me please. we all know you truly love me. so stop loving mino. and how dare you. how dare you try to steal myungsoo from me. im going to end up slapping you, like really. kidding.
i'm glad i have you as a friend. without you, i'd be a strawberry without a stem. a tree without its leaves. trying to sound original here. but so hard. hng. may you give birth to billions of babies with mino and keep your hands off my myungsoo. :c
he's mine. and i'm an overprotective girlfriend.
myungsoo
hahahahahahahahaha. ew. its you. kim myungsoo. well, not trying to be mean and all.
but you make my heart rush every single second. is it strange to be feeling this. is it weird at all? it this even considered normal? am i falling in love with you? what is this that i'm feeling? my heart throbs whenever eunji gets near you and be all like "myungsoo oppa". do you know how painful it is, to see you with some other girl. that isnt me.
its too late to apologize. so make it up to me, by showering me with kisses every now and then. you're in the wrong here. okay. so be in the wrong. don't try correcting me. i'm just a dumb and silly yet overprotective girlfriend that can't stand her boyfriend with someone else. being so close and cozy and all. its making me feel so jealous.
i now know, how much i do love you. do come by often. or i'll love someone else. and dump you. and date them. so come by more and more and more, harem king. and no, you're now disposed of that role. coughs lightly. you're mine and mine alone. i don't share you with the other yeojas.
i love you, kim myungsoo. now where's that letter for me -
irene
irene. pick one. me or taehyung.
hello hello! can you still urene? kidding. but ew, you and taehyung are spreading love cooties all over the timeline. the both of you are so kyeo together.
you guys need to give birth to a child and name her soojung, or name him myungsoo. okay. so hi mom. giggles heavily. i want to be your daughter. so are you going to deny me right now???? no? okay. : ) you're so fabulous, so cool, so new. i love you already. so you're in my kokoro.
and i'm in yours too right?
youngmin
ew its you.
stop ually harassing me in the direct messages. i feel so shy and awkward now. omona. you should stop shaking your at me too. because even though i'm interested in both males and females, please don't do obscene stuffs in front of me.
i feel so awkward, being waggled a . but other than that, you're a cool sloth. i love you, sloth. be my son okay. and dont be kwangmin. ew kwangmin ew ew ew ew ew e w ew e w ew w e w.
sen
hahahha. look who's sixth.
ew its sen!1111
hajima sen.
someone stop sen from ruining me.
hi papa. or my new boyfriend. kidding. you're not going to be my boyfriend. even if you're not going to be sulli's. you'll be goo hara's. i don't know. hahaha. this just became extra awkward. i honestly thought about ignoring you after knowing who you truly are. but haha, guess that ain't going to work.
saying sorry and asking for forgiveness isn't going to work. we're better off strangers, right? or is it just your point of view. since you pretty much didn't want to talk to me.
oh well. this will be the last letter i'll be sending you and all. i probably won't reply to you ever again. thank you though. honestly, thank you for the beautiful memories.
trust me, you're someone nice and beautiful. it was my loss, and someone else's gain to be able to have you. do cherish my very words because i'm horribly serious.
saying i love you would be hopeless.
so, i hate you.
baekhyun
ew baekhyun. i love you.
but i ship baekhyun x sehun. i'm so sorry. we've been talking more often nowadays, and i'm glad. i would want to be the one you pour out your soul to. and don't do anything that's dangerous anymore.
you got us all scared the other time, so no repeat of before. i love you so ing much, as a friend, that is. : ) thank you.
taehyung
im your umma. call me umma.
i have nothing for you. but just take care of irene. i believe you're able to do that. because you're my son.
yes yes yes??? please give me my grandchildren soon, don't let some other dude steal her away from you. and ew you guys are so kyeo. your mom is getting jealous. if mom is jealous, you are grounded, sonny boy. snorts out loudly.
but take care of irene. or eat my fist.
jinri
ew you. i love you.
we need to talk more, like what i said before in all my letters dedicated to you. we should be closer than anyone else. because we are the jungli. we should be kyeo. we shall be the best otp in ldc.
but that would only happen, if you talk to me more often. ; - ) or i'll send the clowns after you. kidding. but thank you for spending hours with someone as worthless as i am. haha.
jongin
look at your icon, fagin.
i remember how much you hated me. but hahahahahhaha. look at that icon!11 giggles so loudly. oh , my stomach hurts so bad.
i've got nothing to say. but thank you for being there for me when i needed someone by my side weeks ago. and i'm glad it was you and not someone else. please do come by more often after your hiatus!! we love you.
seohyun
seohyun. i swear.
you need to date jeongguk. and also date jiyeon. but other than that. you've been a really nice friend that i've specially cared for. but ew, stop being so disappeary on us. stop hiding in the dms with jeongguk.
we all know you want to have lovely time with the jeongguk. but have lovely time with me too. : - )
you're mine too, excuse me.
jeongguk
you player.
why do you have jiyeon. why do you have seohyun. why do you have me. kidding, you don't have me. but you're so kyeo. , i think i'm falling in love. with myungsoo. hahaha, truth but yeah. aye, im still your grandma. so respect me.
don't join in with the ji gang to bully me. you guys are so cute though. just date already. date jiyeon and seohyun okay. soojung approves. ~*~*
seolhyun
ew its jake.
this is finn. and you're mine. i know you like jeongguk too. giggles heavily. kidding. you like me yes. you like seohyun yes. you love ludicrous yes. i love you too baby girl.
you're a really cool jake. and i pray you remain the same. you're so cool, i'm always so jealous.
you need to be my wife #28931232173. so will you be my wife, seolhyun. its going to be so wild. ; ) but you'll love it.
chanyeol
ahhahah chanyeol
i have nothing for you. i've known you for countless of years. and you've probably gotten most of the letters i've sent. it's the usual about how much i love you and care for you. so i love you, park chanyeol, you're still my best friend even if you don't want to be mine. so just admit to it.
zayn
i placed you here.
beside ariana. because the both of you are so cute. screaming!1111 hahhhahaha. but you're so cool ne. i love you. and you love jayden. kidding. you love ariana. ariana so yeppeo.
you better take good care of her.
or i'll rip your heart out.
ariana
we haven't talked much.
but i believe you're cool enough to be placed here. near zayn. giggles aggressively.
i honestly don't even know how you guys started but congratulations! stop being so cheesy on the timeline. if you want to be cheesy. be cheesy with me, not with zayn. zayn is dumb. im smart. so cheese with me, please? c ;
i'll treat you like a princess.
and you know i'm right.
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do not steal.
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