Me: *in French class, sitting in wheely chair, spinning*  WEEEEEEEE!

Yves (guy friend): *standing beside me* Imma sit on your lap

Me: O.o ... *shrugs* Okay

Yves: *sits on my lap*

Me: *dramatic gasps* YOUR IS HEAVY

Yves: *laughs and gets up* Then get up!  That's my seat! >.>

Me: NO! *stays in chair defiantly*

Yves: You can sit on my lap, JUST GET UP

Me: >.> *huffs and gets out of chair*

Yves: *sits down and then makes me sit on his lap* Tell Santa want you want for Christmas

Me: *child voice* I want a pony~

Yves: NO, GET OFF MY LAP *pushes me* You ing spoiled brat >.> Pfft, "I want a pony." Who the hell do you think this is?

Me: XD *laughs* You'd be a terrible Santa

Yves: What? You want a purple unicorn now? *huffs* Kids are ing brats now-a-days

Me: XD *laughs* What?

Yves: I'd be the type of Santa that says, "What do you want for Christmas?" "I want---" "WAIT, Does it start with the letter "L"?" "No" "You're not getting it, get the off. *pushes child*"

XD My friend is mean and an idiot lol