*Warning, lots of cussing ahead

OH MY ACTUAL ING GOD, MY BABY BROTHER WAS JUST BORN.

WORLD, SAY HELLO TO DARREN CHUN, THE CUTEST BABY EVER

HE'S ING THIRTEEN YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME, BUT I LOVE HIM SO ING MUCH

MY MOM'S 43, YET SHE HAD A KID

IMMA BE A MINY (did i spell that right?!?!?) MOM

/DIES/