Had a beer [a staple in Germany. Had it as early as 13]

 

Smoked an entire cigarette [recently returned to doing it and no, I ain’t stressed out. That’s a goddamn poor excuse]

 

Written on a bathroom wall

 

Read a George Orwell book [some]

 

Had a physical fight [with my brother, and with some other people who pissed me off in the past]

 

Used Twitter [@cLei_cLei22 lol]

 

Listened to Lady Gaga [I live for the applause…]

 

Been in a car accident [drunk driving, rammed my brother’s car on a light post a few meters from my house. Stupid. I know.]

 

Gotten suspended.

 

Gotten expelled.

 

Been allergic to something. [still allergic to a number of things…]

 

Got a computer virus. [who doesn’t?]

 

Touched a real gun [fired it and no, it doesn’t say ‘bang’. one of my sports is target shooting…used to be]

 

Had a dog [got a new one]

 

Had a cat

 

Been pregnant [with food…lololol]

 

Camped out [slept on a tent outside my house lol]

 

Swam in the ocean [I can’t swim so technically…]

 

Worn a bikini [to the beach]

 

Driven a car [still driving]

 

Been sent to the principal [to get white board markers and to discuss why I’m ‘uneasy’]

 

Ever liked someone

 

Failed a class [Advance Calculus! I hate it!]

 

Failed a test [Advance Calc…why does it exist?]

 

Went to summer school [Saint Louis University, Philippines, 2012]

 

Got worse than a D [in Advance Calc…I practically got F for it as in FAILED]

 

Got A’s and B’s. [never gone lower than a B+ until I met Advance Calc]

 

Read an entire book

 

Recorded my own music.

 

Had an xbox [and all those game consoles before it…]

 

Worn heels for more than 3 days in a row

 

Wore fishnets.

 

Wore skinny jeans [they’re comfy]

 

Hated someone [kinda…]

 

Been cheated on [oh yeah and I laughed about it for real]

 

Cheated on someone [sorta…does saying ‘I love you’ to my fave celebrity while I have a boyfriend count? I swear I didn’t mean it…]

 

Practiced Christianity [my grandfather was a minister]

 

Worn makeup [like everyday]

 

Lied to my parents about where I was going [many times]

 

Had surgery

 

Had my license [for driving, teaching, for doing business. All that’s missing is a license to kill.]

 

Self harmed.

 

Worn coloured contacts. [once and it was grey]

 

Painted my nails black. [many times in high school]

 

Broken someone's heart [he did it first, I just retaliated]

 

Had my heart broken [last September 21]

 

Cried for an hour straight [when my granddad died]

 

Lost something very valuable [my granddad]

 

Got separated from one of my parents as a kid

 

Broken a bone [both my ankle and arm December last year]

 

Gotten stung by a bee.

 

Eaten something bad/expired

 

Threw up from being so drunk [many times…no hangover though]

 

Saw someone throw up from being so drunk [of course…]

 

Danced with someone of the same [went clubbin’ with my gal pals just recently]

 

Owned an ipod [classic’s the best]

 

Owned an iphone [lost my phone so I got an iPhone 4S when it came out then gave it to my dad after a week]

 

Fell for a best friend [Cereal Buddy…he’s just so considerate and nice and smart and caring and…]

 

Stole a friend’s significant other

 

Went far away from home for more than a week [I’m far away from home for more than 4 years now]

 

Moved out [more than 4 years now…]

 

Ran away.

 

Had a job [I have three. Choose one.]

 

Been fired.

 

Lied to a friend [about being sick, but really I just stood her up for being too lazy]

 

Lied to a family member [regarding my whereabouts]

 

Had a Facebook [used to…]

 

Posted a video on Youtube. [the trailer for my fic]

 

Started a rumor about someone.

 

Talked bad about someone [can’t help it]

 

Deliberately failed a test [for the arts school my dad wanted me to attend…not artsy]

 

Been skinny dipping [in the bathtub]

 

Counted to a million [who does this? Me!]

 

Counted to a thousand [if I counted to a million, doesn’t that mean I counted to a thousand, too?]

 

Ate rabbit meat [it’s good food. Tastes like chicken.]

 

Ate duck meat [came from China just last week. At one point, I’ve eaten duck. It’s famous there and it’s great.]

 

Had fast food [McDonald’s is the best!]

 

Been to Church [grew up active, grew old detached to it]

 

Been to Canada [and fell sick TT_TT]

 

Been married

 

Had a divorce

 

Broke a glass [punched a hole on my bedroom window]

 

Hugged someone today [Jerel and Polar Puppy]

 

Texted someone today [Jerel, Polar Puppy, Cereal Buddy]

 

Received a phone call today [from Polar Puppy and Cereal Buddy]

 

Threw something out of the window [my alarm clock]

 

Ignored a text from someone [many times…I kinda hate text messages]

 

Wished you were somebody else [nope. Lovin’ life]

 

Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them [yeah in grade school and it’s about a pencil]

 

Been to a concert [ I travel for these things]

 

Seen your favourite band live [many times]

 

Met a celebrity [many times…it’s almost an everyday thing]

 

Met your favourite band [YES!]

 

Own more than 10 CD’s [I used to collect since Spice Girls…]

 

DAMN I’M OLD…