- The weather is either really good or really bad. There is no in between.

- He is either filled with dark, twisted secrets or perfect to the point that he isn't human anymore.

- Nobody goes to the toilet in the morning to pee.

- He is said to be mentally ill, a drug addict and an alcoholic but the second he goes up on the stage, he evolves into an angel that everyone loves.

Man, I wonder how he got rid of the effects of his problems.

- He's halfway across the world and when she gets , he's there 2 seconds later.

#superidol

- She becomes their stylist even though there are tons of professional, world famous people working with the band.

- They all happen to love her clingy and bipolar personality.

- She's serenaded with any song whenever she asks for it. 

- Even when they're stoned and wasted, the group remembers their choreography perfectly.

- Pets or anything that can become attatched don't have an existence because you know that she's going to move in with her boyfriend of two minutes during chapter 3.

- She is always freaked out by the idea of boys.

", there is a boy sitting next to me on the bus. What should I do? What should I do? And the next second, my vision goes black."

- Fanfic rule number 2: Make her faint when you can't think of an ending.

- Either her parents are dead or they're astronauts, working on Mars.

The likelyhood of that happening...

- In stories, there always has to be a 'girl' in the relationship.

Please tell me which part of boyxboy you don't understand. No man magically turns into a woman the second they have feelings for another man. I don't think guys liked to be addressed as girls no matter what their uality is.

- Her friend manages to buy two VIP tickets to a concert despite the OC protesting.

People who would buy their non-kpopper friends VIP tickets, put up your hands... nobody? Well there you go.

- She hates kpop and only listens to English music.

Please don't take our men if you don't like what they do. I'm sure many other people are more interested in their career.

- There is always that one member who doesn't trust her.

- He's full of aegyo and she's a rock hard shell.

- OR they're both so sarcastic and unapproachable that they cause you to question your existence.

Behold, the next Adams family!

- They're always biting each other.

- He gets hickeys and then wears a V-neck to work.

- BAM! They meet BAM! They're in love. BAM! They've . BAM! She gets pregnant BAM! She gets hit by a car and dies.

#usainboltstyle

- They all want to spend their day off with her.

- Their steamy one night stand  turns into innocent love.

- They meet at a concert, cafe or club. 

Those who study statistics, please tell me how likely meeting a celebrity and getting them to talk to you is in real life.

- She has to catch some rare disease.

I think the common cold feels discriminated here.

- She can get into the studio without any problems.

As far as I know, there is a fingerprint scanner outside of the YG building.

- The band doesn't have body guards or managers.

- The company's girl band love her so much and become BFFs.

'"Come on now", she took my wrist and sped me out of the door. 

"Where are we going?"

"Shopping of course. I'm buying you new clothes." She explains. Ugh I hate shopping.

"You would do that for me?"

"Obviously. You're my best friend."'

- The amount of times they drive is sickening.

Ever heard of air pollution? 

- Public transport is only used when they want to rescue someone.

I think a car will serve you better in that situation.

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My morning batch is freshly typed and smelling delicious. This is the best way to kill bordem. Well the weather is good today (Yes, you'll be getting daily weather updates from London.)

Love you all,

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