- The girl has to be Asian as if no other nationality ever existed.

- She is always said to be slacking off school but ends up getting the best grades without attending the exams.

How's that possible? I revise for these exams at least a month before and I still make mistakes.

- She always has a car no matter what age or how wealthy she is.

- The only drink known to mankind is alcohol or coffee.

Not water or tea or soda.

- They hug and kiss after he comes back from a concert.

Girl, if I was in your position, I would lock him in the shower before anything else.

- Her parents kick her out of the house and the only place she can go to is to her famous boyfriend's dorm that's heavily guarded and has at least four other guys despite being the most popular girl in school.

Way to have a secret relationship.

- She always ponders over whether he loves her or not despite him serenading her with a love song and giving her flowers a second ago.

If Big Bang did that for me, I would take it and run.

- She somehow gets involved in all their photoshoots.

I thought your wardrobe was a fashion disaster. Bipolar much?

- When the writer makes up words.

It's fantabulous.

- The writer doesn't understand the difference between definitely and defiantly.

*hands over the dictionary*

- Using Korean phrases and words to the point where the conversations can only flow in Korean.

"Oppa, sarnanghaeyo!" She said and ate her pab and took a bite out of her sagwa.

"Nado saranghae, jagiya." He replied, expressing his sarang. Afterall, she was his chosaram.

- The idol is in his 20s and has never had a girlfriend.

Why do I find that hard to believe?

- She's either obsessed with the band or has been gifted with the bliss of ignorance.

I would get it if she lived in a Western country but you see life size posters of EXO on the streets of Seoul, are you blind?

- She gets and is absolutely fine two sentences later.

"Jagiya, what happened?" He gasped at the limp girl on the ground. She was covered in bruises and blood.

"I got ." She explained.

"Wanna go for ice cream? That might cheer you up." He suggested.

"Sure." She beemed at him and stood up without hesitation.

- He always has porcelain skin and sparkling eyes.

We're describing a human being here, not vampires from Twilight.

- They can go to huge malls, holding hands, kissing, sticking their tongues down each other's throats and nobody ever notices them.

Because the Korean press is respectful of celebrities' privacy.

- They always have on the ground or against the wall as if no other place ever existed.

There is something called a bed. You should try it some time.

- He rips the clothes that she described as being best quality but she doesn't care.

#desperado

- He can always postpone concerts or come back to Seoul in the middle of a world tour just to surprise her.

I highly doubt that labels would allow that to happen.

- She gets jealous of all the female idols even after he hugs her, kisses her and then proposes to her.

- He always proposes to her on stage.

Bye bye OC! Have fun getting run over by 3847299387489 angry fans.

- Sasaengs have never walked this earth.

- 'I have sky blue eyes, luscious chocolate curls and snow white skin. (A/N the picture shows what she looks like.)'

Okay, either you haven't been taught colours when you were 3 or I'm colour blind because the girl in the picture has brown eyes, straight hair and tanned skin.

- "So I was saying how she was like so mad and I got like so angry. Have I told you that my oppa is like so handsome? We so like sarang each other."

Apparently, 'like' and 'so' are the only words in your vocabulary.

- 'I picked up my iPhone 5S. My oppa's phone is an iPhone 5 which is the model before 5S and 5C.'

I came to read Fanfiction not iPhone history.

- The writer describes their clothes in greater detail than their feelings.

- She has a chronic disease which leaves her in bed but the doctor says it's okay for her to come on their world tour.

- They only watch cheesy rom/coms.

I'm sure ALL grown men love chick flicks.

- Birds are always chirping happily even in the middle of winter.

The only birds I see in the middle of winter are pigeons.

- You know that something bad's going to happen when it starts to rain.

Either that or you're being given a heads up to a romantic kiss and .

- People call each other by their stage names even in private spaces.

- GD is always either really sweet or a complete .

- Suho is always arrogant.

- They can drunk drive, damage public property, trespass, murder, smuggle drugs, and torture without ever getting an investigation team on their tail.

Man, I'm scared of passing traffic lights because of all the security cameras.

#braveidol

- She's always at her friends' houses before she meets the band but then transfers to their dorm the day after. Nobody calls her saying "So where are you?"

- Kids, remember the first rule of Fanfiction: Love triangles are unavoidable.

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This is today's bunch folks. Wishing you nice weather and lots of love from London.