I'm back! Keep in mind again that I don't mean to offend anyone and these are just exaggerations.

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- Taemin is addicted to banana milk and Onew is obsessed with chicken.

- They tell each other that they love each other after their first date.

Dude, I have trouble saying the 'L' word to my friends whom I've known for at least five years.

- Apparently, all the idols attend the same school.

Please tell me the name of that school. I want to transfer.

- She either eats excessively or doesn't eat at all. 

That's a serious condition. Someone call the doctor because she may have an eating disorder.

- She gets bullied by everyone in EXO apart from one. Instead of choosing that guy, she decides to walk into the sunset with the member who has made her suicidal.

"Why do you bully me?" She shrieked as he kicked her.

"Because I love you." He answerd, taking her face in his hands.

"I love you, too." She expressed as he lunged into a mindblowing kiss.

- When the author uses text language in the story.

"Hey, BFF", she said, "So I woz sayin how she tots sed dat n i woz like omg. lol dat woz not kl."

- 'There will be grammar and spelling mistakes so edit them in your minds.'

Why don't you fix them before publishing?

- The OC is from a completely un-Asian country and the Korean character can talk to them in their native language just fine.

Please tell me how to do that because I'm wasting potenntial time learning three different languages here.

- There are random ships going on even though they have nothing to do with the story.

- The boys turn into psycho serial killers and the girl falls in love with them anyway.

This isn't Twilight! Psycho serial killers aren't y.

- Emojis are used to describe the charcters' feelings.

She was so :( that he was :,( but he stopped and told her how much he <3 her.

- They always have time.

I don't think BTS has that much time to hang out with 16 year old girls between their comeback and variety shows and interviews and concerts and...

- He meets her at a concert and spots her in the middle of 123843879473 fans in the arena because she is one of a kind even though she is wearing the plain old jeans and t-shirt and has her hair in a ponytail.

- He's always there when she's sick.

Girl, even my mother has to work when I'm sick. You expect huge boy groups to come rushing to your place the second you start coughing?

- She goes to school at the start but by the end of chapter three, she sits around the house, being bored.

- She's had a dark past that she refuses to explain to anyone but as soon as she meets her bias, she spills the beans.

#superidol

- He tweets about her and the 98473483748329 people in his fandom can only say 'awww, so cute.'

Last time I checked, idols' love interests got death threats.

- She's the most antisocial being but as soon as she meets Big Bang, she becomes a social butterfly.

#twofaced

- She's hired as their slave even though we live in the 21st century and these stuff are questioned by the court.

- She can stay at the house of her boyfriend of two weeks.

Man, I can't even go to my friends' houses for two hours without getting interrogated.

#greatparenting

- She's a drug and nicotine addict but when EXO decides to fall in love with her, she quits her addictions.

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