I hate college

So, I was in this building that has a cafe, theater and cafeteria and next to the cafeteria, there was a booth and it had camels and it said hump day and I thought they were talking about Arabs.

After lunch, I went up to them and talked to them and noticed the condoms and realized...hump day is day

I LOOKED SO ING STUPID!!

WHO THE HELL GOES AROUND SPREADING FLYERS AND CONDOMS ABOUT HUMP DAY? AND WHY USE A CAMEL? YOU'RE ATTENDING A UNIVERSITY, NOT A BROTHEL! YOU CAME TO LEARN NOT HAVE !

I MEAN, I'M NOT AGAINST OR ANYTHING BUT THERE ARE INNOCENT PEOPLE AND CHILDREN AROUND CAMPUS!!

GOSH, I WAS SO ING EMBARRASSED! AND THE GIRLS AROUND ME WERE SO JUDGING ME!!

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO CRY AND THEN DIE!!!

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pokopori #1 Aug 27, 2014 21:25:56

Haha aww sounds like that was ultra embarrassing! But honey, I honestly believe kids your age lack a little innocence. It makes me so much more fond of you that you had no idea ♥♥♥ Even I would have been clueless; it's not exactly the first thing I think of when I hear hump day (as the commenter said below, I would think Wednesday, not ... it seems to me there are some serious erts at your campus). Anyway, the good part is no one will remember you by the end of the week. College is packed with people; no one will care enough about something so insignificant that it'll make your college life terrible :)

Enjoy college!! You have more freedom than you did before! Relish the fact that classes are based according to your schedule! Once you start working, it's a lifetime (if you're lucky enough to avoid lay-offs and terminations) of 40 hours a week!

nuneokcat #2 Aug 27, 2014 18:05:43

Lol well...The original hump day is actually a nickname for "Wednesday", because in the corporate work world, Wednesday is the middle weekday therefore it's the top of the "hump" and you're officially closer to the new weekend than the last. So you're "over the hump", hence...Wednesday = Hump Day.