I am so in love with Nicholas Hoult. He's tall. He has these beautiful blue eyes. He's hilarious. He's ing gorgeous. Like look at him!

OMG THAT STARE.

STRIP DARLING STRIP!

HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE SUPERMAN.

YES MY PRECIOUS!

OH MY ING GERD. THOSE BLUE EYES ARE CAPTIVATING.

DID I TELL YOU HE'S BRITISH? THAT ACCENT IS LIKE A DRUG. INSTANT EARGASM. AND THAT SMILE. INSTANT OTHER GASM.

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!