Eventful five months now, wasn't it?

august 2014

@jessicacaban I am a fan of your work! Well I would be if you did any :3

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 19, 2014

The nerve of Jessica Caban cheating on Bruno Mars with another man! 😞😒 pic.twitter.com/1cQIUBA7wP

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 19, 2014

Did Sea World fire Jessica or

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 18, 2014

If she cant afford ice she probably can't afford cable tv RT “@AlmondJoi1814: Somebody ask Jessica how she feels about #Ferguson”

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 18, 2014

This is what you get when you develop a romantic relationship based off of nothing but height compatibility.

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 13, 2014

*Jessica Caban trips in a lift* “Of course sometimes go down when there's two dollars and fifty cents in an elevator”

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 12, 2014

@AyoItsAsia @HausJasmine_ while FAME makes you smell like an expensive hooker, MARS will smell like unemployed models

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) August 8, 2014

july 2014

RT “@TheMochaLatte: Do you thot walk? @BrunoMars” No he puts Jessica on a leash and walks the thot

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) July 24, 2014

Bruno can reach the top of the charts but not the box of cap'n crunch on the top shelf smh

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) July 24, 2014

Don't say mean things to Bruno, he's gonna limbo under your door and kill you in your sleep

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) July 24, 2014

"shorter men live longer lives" so bruno will actually live to see the release of his third album

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) July 23, 2014

Bruno's high score is 0 because he only taps the white tiles pic.twitter.com/8O5dX1EmKs

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) June 27, 2014

RT “@HausJasmine_: Bruno doing the lightskin face pic.twitter.com/o4XKarnnfz” why does he have two cosine graphs on his forehead

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) June 27, 2014

bruno dating jessica is a chore because it is difficult to endure and involves taking out the trash

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) June 14, 2014

may 2014

"@KingMarsus: Sometimes I'm reminded that Bruno says kicker in gorilla" it means he's kicking the away don't do drugs kids

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) May 24, 2014

*glances at hooligans* All these thots and Bruno still chose Jessica

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) April 18, 2014

One day Bruno will dump Jessica because her chest is not flat enough a surface for him to write music on

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) April 17, 2014

Buy tickets to Moonshine Jungle tour so Bruno can sew more flannel tablecloths into clothes

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) April 16, 2014

every time a belieber tweets to bruno mars, justin bieber's first grammy will be delayed by a year

— bubbletea enthusiast (@aahfeekiee) April 6, 2014