Just some lame sms jokes (Enter at your own risk)
1. Below is a conversation of best friend A and best friend B
A: Hey! I've made popsicles for raisind fund and I don't know what to name them.:/ Can you give me some idea?
B: Sure! What do you want it to be related to?
A: Make it unique, original and most importantly, tasty.
B: Tastycles.
A: HAHAHAHAHA
(Okay this is a little sick.)
2. Just random sms
A: *hEeEeEyYyY.!*
B: hey, what goes on?
A: nOtHiNg MuCh :) wBuuuu, !?*
B: Oh, talking to a stupid person
A: ( wHoOoOoO!?*
B: this girl, who doesn't know how to type. It looks like her keyboard is having a seizure.
(Hahahah!)
3. Twinkle twinkle little star
A: Hey, are you still mad?
B: Twinkle twinkle little star
A: How I wonder what you are?
B: Wish I could hit you with my car
A: Okay you're still mad
(Lmao)
4. Conversation with mum about google
Mum: Please stop changing the google logo so much
Mum: I like the original one better
You: Mum, I don't change the logo. Google changes it.
Mum: On my computer.
Mum: You don't run Google?
You: If I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 Ford.
(...)
5. Nerd
A: Call/text me when you're on your way
B: Potassium
A: WTH? Autocorrect get ya?
B: Nope. On periodic potassium's symbol is K.
A: OMG you're such a nerd
(I should think of using this for my FF hahah!)
6. Conversation with dad
You: Hey dad, do you believe in ghost?
Dad: There's no such thing as ghost.
You: But our maid said there is...
Dad: Pack your bags!!! Meet me out in the car now!
You: Why?
Dad: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!
(Oh gosh this creeps me out. >~<)
7. Conversation with mum (II)
Mum: Hey honey, what do these mean? 'IDK, LY, and TTYL'
You: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Mum: Ok, I'll ask someone else
Mum: For the record, do you know what 'STFU' means?
You: Shut the up
Mum: That's EXTREMELY disrespectful! You're grounded for a week.
(Oh gosh, thank god my parents don't use short forms...)
8. Conversation with mum (III)
You: Got an A for Chem
Mum: WTF, well done!!!
You: Mum, what do you think WTF means?
Mum: Well That's Fantastic
(==)
9. SMS with your love ones
BF: Hey I miss you.
You: Aww, I miss you too
BF: Don't think I'm weird but I'm sleeping with that you left in the bathroom. :)
You: WHAT??!!
BF: Ohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy goddddddddd
BF: ****** SHIRTS
BF: I'm going to kill myself right now
(That's seriously hilarious. Haha!)
10. Breaking finger
Friend: Hey how did A break her finger?
You: Her finger got stuck in my butthole
Friend: WHATTTT?
You: Holy. My buckle. Belt buckle.
Friend: That is the funniest thing I heard ALL day!
(Lol)
Okay. Enough jokes for today. I just need to loosen up, y'know? From all the studies and stuff. I don't own these jokes. I just typed them out. Hope you guys have a good laugh if you didn't find them lame. Haha! Last joke to end this blog:
Bye!
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