This is a dialogue I found online... Here it goes:

Girl: Bye! 
Guy: Ah, finally, I've waited so many years 
Girl: You want me to leave? 
Guy: NO. I dare not even think. 
Girl: Do you love me? 
Guy: Of course. Lots! 
Girl: Did you ever cheat on me? 
Guy: NO. Why are you asking me? 
Girl: Will you kiss me? 
Guy: Every time I get the chance! 
Girl: Will you ever hit me? 
Guy: Are you crazy? 
Girl: Can I trust you? 
Guy: Yes 
Girl: Oh... Darling