50 good questions to ask yourself and others

1. What are your nicknames? What do you prefer to be called?

Lulu, cucumber, Icky Sicky Vicky, Dicky. I prefer to be called Dicky without the y, thank u very much

2. What books on your shelf are begging to be read?

How to make a man yours without killing him

3. How often do you doodle? What do your doodles look like

Whenever I feel like a loner, so like 24/7.Somtimes i draw like this but sometimes i also draw like this I think the handsome chicken monk is a more accurate representation tho

4. What do you do if you can’t sleep at night? Do you count sheep? Toss and Turn? Try to get up and do something productive?

I fap to Luhan's derps 

5. How many days could you last in solitary confinement? How would you do it?

my room is already a solitary confinement (someone...if ur reading this, pls save me. Im in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu)

6. Do you save old greeting cards and letters? Throw them away?

I keep them in a very special and safe place but then i forget where it is and i spend 5 years trying to find them & when i do, i throw them away

7. Who is the biggest pack rat you know?

...not me ._.

8. When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost?

Psh, my entrance gotta be fabulous. I be wearing  strutting down the stairs while the bgm sings "I came in like a wrecking ball" ~ 

9. What is your strongest sense? If you had to give one up, which would it be?

Being able to sense es. Give up smell so i dont have to suffocate in the Axe sprayed hallways at school

10. How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Never cuz i know i always look fabulous 

11. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child?

That my parents found me next to a dumpster and decided to adopt me, but now i finally know the truth. It wasn't a dumpster, it was in a pile of dung

12. What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up?

When I slap my dog's lightly, he farts

13. Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know?

Me. 5 years ago, I sprinkled salt on a slug cuz no one likes slugs

14. How often do you read the newspaper? Which paper? Which sections?

Like never, unless theres gay girly asian men (aka Exo) on there then COME TO MAMA but it's all in Chinese so i'm like asdfghjkl;' MOM READ THIS TO ME 

15. Which animals scare you most? Why?

Lion because they can eat me duh

16. Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage it head-on?

I engage it and then avoid it by rolling like a buffalo to your house

17. What was the most recent compliment you’ve received and savoured?

Your toes are perfection 

18. What is something about yourself that you hope will change, but probably never will?

I want to look like luhan

19. Are you a creature of habit? Explain.

Yes. Everyday I wake up, eat, internet, eat, sleep, get fat

20. Are you high maintenance? Explain.

Dayum I am, I'm expensive. Im a luxury good, i'm Gucci 

21. When was the last time you really pushed yourself to your physical limits?

Yesterday, I had to carry a bag of rice, groceries, and a purse all at once because i am hulk

22. Do you have a whole lot of acquaintances or just a few very close friends? Why?

Neither. I'm a loner because no one likes me, not even you. 

23. Are you more inclined to “build your own empire” or unleash the potential of others?

Unleash the potential of others to build my own empire and treat them like slaves, thank u SM for giving me so much inspiration, i cannot

24. What’s a strange occurrence you’ve experienced but have never (or rarely) shared with anyone?

I saw someone famous before, some white guy that was on disney channel but i didn't tell anyone cuz i didnt know his name and or how to describe him...cuz he just looked like a typical white guy ._. 

25. What do you think about more than anything else?

How I look like a potato without makeup, like damn that's gotta need a lot of skills

26. What’s something that amazes you?

Mazes  someone help me

27. Do you prefer that people shoot straight with you or temper their words? Why?

this asian fob no understand this question

28. Where’s your favourite place to take an out-of-town guest?

My bathroom, we have a self made sauna in there. Just crouch inside the cabinet with a steamer, the service is on us since theyr a guest so it'll only be $15/min + tax

29. What’s one thing you’d rather pay someone to do than do yourself? Why?

Buying Exo's concert ticket like how does it even get sold out in 1.4 seconds, do ppl sit by their computer 3 days ahead 

30. Do you have a catchphrase?

your face makes me kkaebsong

 

 

too lazy to finish all 50 questions. YEHET