1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments you and asks— and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.

Been arrested? — Yes

Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes << Frequently!

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes << TONNES!

Held a snake? — No

Ran a red light? — No

Been suspended from school? — No

Received Detention? - Yes << Plenty...

Experienced love at first sight? — Yes

Totalled your car in an accident? — No

Been fired from a job? — Yes

Fired somebody? — No << I wish just so I can say "YOU ARE FIRED!"

Sung karaoke? — Yes

Pointed a gun at someone? — Yes

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes << Many times...

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No

Kissed in the rain? — No

Had a close brush with death — Yes << Frequently...

Saw someone die? — No

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes

Smoked a cigar? — No

Sat on a rooftop? — Yes

Smuggled something into another country? — Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No

Broken a bone? — No

Skipped school? — Yes << Also alot of times...

Eaten a bug? — Yes

Sleepwalked? — No

Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes

Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes

Dumped someone? — No

Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes

Lied to avoid a ticket? — Yes

Ridden in a helicopter? — No

Shaved your head? — No

out from drinking? — Yes

Played a prank on someone? — Yes

Hit a home run? — No

Felt like killing someone? — Yes

Cross-dressed? — Yes

Been falling-down drunk? — Yes

Made your love cry? — Yes

Eaten snake? — Yes

Marched/Protested/Rioted? — Yes

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No

Puked on an amusement ride? — No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes

Knitted? — Yes

Been on TV? — Yes

Shot a gun? — No

Skinny-dipped? — No

Given someone stitches? — No

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No

Ridden a surfboard? — No

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes

Had surgery? — No

Streaked? — No

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes

Tripped on mushrooms? — No

Taken illegal drugs? Yes

Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes

Peed on a bush? — Yes

Donated Blood? — No << Physically can't

Grabbed electric fence? — No

Eaten alligator meat? — Yes

Eaten cheesecake? — Yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes

Peed your pants in public? — Yes

Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes

Written graffiti? — No

Still love someone you shouldn't? — Yes

Confused about your feelings? - Yes

Think about the future? — No

Been in handcuffs? — Yes

Believe in love? — Kinda?

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes