HanGeng in Transformers (slight spoilers)
I went to the drive-in last night and saw Transformers 4 and Maleficent.
We'd been planning on going to the Drive-in all summer and I thought why not go and see HanGeng?
Personally, I really hate Transformers. The first film was terrible, and I skipped the 2nd two.
I'm just not one for CGI action fests with a bunch of explosions, slow-motion and one liners.
Sorry, that's not the type of mindless films I enjoy...,
ANYWAY! I went to see this one purely in order to see HanGeng.
I sat for over two hours watching giant space alien robots fight each other, waiting for Hangeng. I was so bored that I just kept asking my brother, "Are they in China yet?" Then, when they finally get to China, it takes like twenty minutes to even get to HanGeng.
HANGENG WAS IN THE MOVIE FOR LESS THAN 10 SECONDS!! HE HAD ONE LINE AND IT WAS IN CHINESE!!!
Basically, HanGeng's entire scene was him sitting in traffic playing his guitar and singing with two chicks in the backseat of his convertible. Suddenly, the giant alien transformer ship thingy shows up and he takes off his sunglass, looks at it, says something in Chinese, and then his car is lifted off the road by the ship's magnate thingy and it cuts to another scene.
SO HE DIED!!
That's it folks, that's all she wrote!!!
I expected a bit more since he promoted the movie so heavily. I at least expected a few more lines or a couple scenes.
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