Five ships you’re into right now (1-5)
1. ChanBaek
2. JongKey
3. SeKai
4. KaiSoo
5. KaiYeon

 

 

 

Three ships you liked, but don’t anymore. (6-8)
6. HunHan (gay)
7. ing (super gay)
8. TaoRis (wow gayness overboard)

 

 

 

Three ships you never liked. (9-11)
9. ChanSoo
10. EunFany
11. YoonHae

 

 

 

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship. (12-13)
12. BaekSun
13. Kray (Kris & Lay)

 

 

QUESTIONS
 

1.  Why do you dislike #11 so much?
- Hahaha, bc #HaeSica.

 

 

2.  Who is someone you know that ships #4?
- anterograde readers.

 

 

3.  What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
- WOW SEKAI. Uh, to keep it PG-rated, I think my ideal scenario is if they went to an ice cream place and had an ice cream contest and as ice cream drips down their chin, the other will aggressively continue the ice cream and win. (whispers. I hope Sehun loses.)

 

 

4.  Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?
- omfg ChanBaek. There's a lot of favorite moments okay.

 

 

5.  How long have you been following couple #5?
- KaiYeon. Since Jiyeon's solo career began.

 

 

6.  What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
- Kris's contract being terminated. When Tao stuck himself in the practice room practicing and singing, it was heartbreaking.

 

 

7.  You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12 
- #10. BaekSun always exists.

 

 

8.  Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?
- JongKey or KaiSoo. Why are they both ships-- pmsl. Uh, KaiSoo just because.

 

 

9.  What interests you about #13?
- They harmonize well. Listen to "Rainbow" by Kris and Lay okay. <3

 

 

10.  Why did you stop liking #7?
- ING-- bc they're gross.

 

 

11.  Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the fandom?
- what's waning. ChanSoo. No, it didn't. I still like EXO.

 

 

12.  What’s a song/songs that reminds you of #5?
- Baby Don't Cry & Run

 

 

13.  If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?
- ChanBaek and KaiSoo. Although it'd be KaiYeolBaekSoo date--

 

 

14.  Have #2 kissed yet?
- I think so -- jk. I don't know. Maybe. JongKey, have you kissed?

 

 

15.  Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn’t ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
- If Kai isn't in a relationship with a girl and if Kyungsoo stays gay for Kai's love, then yes they'll forever be KaiSoo.

 

 

16.  What would make you start shipping #13?  
- If Kris and Lay sang more songs and showed more affection towards each other ; (

 

 

17.  If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?
- JONGKEY OR KAIYEON. OMFG-- SM would probably kill JongKey because 'homouals' aren't allowed in Korea, you ing homogenous country. So, KaiYeon, realistically speaking.

 

 

18.  You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
- EunFany. Well, Eunhyuk confesses his love for Donghae and Tiffany is dating Nichkhun. Their ship sinks.

 

 

19.  Which of these ships do you love the most?
- ChanBaek.

 

 

20. Describe your feelings for #6 now as a beverage.
- HunHan. If HunHan was Coke, they'd excite millions of EXO fans, making them hyper and dumb and stupid.