There is probably only one kind of fanfiction I hate more than BangLo or HimLo. And I really dislike both of those ships because really, the age difference gets to me and Yongguk and Himchan seem more like parental figures than lovers. But honestly I can at least stand to read those as long as it isn't the entire fic.

But what do I hate even more? With a fiery burning passion? I can't stand mpreg.

No.

don't let it get near me

go burn

I hate mpreg so much- if you like it good for you but don't talk about it with me because no.

I just can't stand it and I'm not even sorry, I don't care if it's a crack fic don't bring it anywhere near me. Men cannot. I repeat cannot. Get pregnant. Babies can't magically grow in their stomach and the closest thing men have to a uterus is probably their ball sack and that wouldn't be pretty. Just thinking about it makes me laugh and want to bang my head against the wall.

I can't stand mpreg.

This is just my opinion and I felt like voicing it so don't give me  I just really wanted to complain because ew uwu

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