Lol. So I download the 'My Idol' app from the google playstore and I had all on Kris from exo.
So basically my lockscreen would pop up with a picture of him, his name and a cute message.

I decided to troll my non-kpopper friend along with my other friend who was a kpopper.

So I was sitting next to my friend 'Mihi' and I showed her the app I got and said.
"My Boyfriend Kris. Lol" and we both laughed knowing he was in Exo and it was fake and my friend

'Malia' decide to be nosey and scream 
"Omg you have a boyfriend?! OMG what did he say?" so I showed her a fake message and she was all like "Awwhh" 

I giggled and was like "His name is Kris. He is Half Chinese-Canadian. Hot right?!" and she nodded frantically and I smirked before showing her another fake message.

And then she said the most dumbiest thing ever!

"So, are you guys friends or do you go out?"  I made an 'Are you Surius Black' face and so did mihi.

"He's my boyfriend you idiot! " I spoke but she wasn't entirely sure that I was telling the truth so I then turned to my wing-women mihi and she confirmed the information and said:

"They make a cute couple Right?" and Malia looked at her for a few seconds looking confused until a light bulb in her head lit up and she the said

"AWWWW!!! I GET YOU NOW!! YEA ,  AYE!" mihi and I exchanged confused looks and didn't know what the heck Malia was talking about and just stared at her.

Mihi repeated her previous question and malia just said 'what?' which was even more stupid the the first question she asked. /Real life facepalm/

and after half an hour  of translating what she was talking about she finally said she thought mihi was being sarcastic about me and kris being a cute couple.  And she agreed that we were an ugy couple. WTF?!? what kind of a friend does that?

In the end we gave up talking to her about that subject and even to this day she still thinks Kris is my BF . 

This happened 3 days ago