HAVING A COUGH... WHO THE HELL INVENTED IT???

I HAD A COUGH TODAY...AND THIS COUGH ALMOST KILLED ME WHEN I WAS IN MY DUTY IN OUR COPAR (COMMUNITY ORGANIZING PARTICIPATING ACTION RESEARCH) I COUGHED AND COUGHED AND I COULDN'T STOP. 

THERE WAS THIS ITCH DOWNRIGHT MY THROAT THAT I WANTED TO MAKE IT GO AWAY, AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO IT IS COUGH AS MUCH AS I CAN. I ALMOST PRACTICALLY THREW UP WITH TEARS TRICKLING DOWN MY CHEEK! AND WHAT IS MORE ANNOYING IS THAT I WAS INSIDE A VEHICLE WITH ALL MY FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES WATCHING ME LIKE I WAS HAVING ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK OR SOMETHING....

AND THIS IS THE WORSE PART.... :( 

MY EX-CRUSH! THE PERSON I USED TO LIKE WAS PRACTICALLY THERE...I DONT LIKE HIM LIKE I USED TO BUT ITS EMBARRASING!

HE EVEN GAVE ME AN ADVISE... HE SAID "TRY COUGHING WITH AN EHEM! IT WORKS! AND YOU'LL BE OKAY!" 

WELL YOU'D THINK BECAUSE I USED TO LIKE HIM I WOULD TAKE THE ADVISE...NOOOOOOO...IT WAS LAME! I MEAN, I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD WORK, AND I WAS DOWNRIGHT BUSY COUGHING AWAY TO EVEN MIND ABOUT IT!

THIS IS ALL I WANNA SAY! ''TO HELL WITH COUGH! BOOOOOOO"

TO PEOPLE OUT THERE, PLEASE WHEN YOU HAVE A COUGH, TAKE A COUGH MEDICINE OR ANY MEDICINE FOR THAT MATTER! THIS IS ONLY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE AN EMBARASSING MOMENT....