$uho: Hey little cutie lemme pinch your buttcheeks~

The baby: /pukes onto his $162827916,99 shirt/

$uho: OMFG what did you just—-!!! Wait idgaf I can buy some again~ this shirt is too cheap B-)

Kris: /cooly comes in/ What the hell did I just smell pukes?

$uho: Take this baby in, I wanna bath money. /leave/

Kris: /looks at the baby/ Well, hi?

The baby: /throws him a dragon toy and it hits his ‘dragon’ hard/

Kris: !@#$^()@¥&€,:₩ /faints with eyes rolled backward/

Kai: /comes in with swollen eyes/ Who the heck wakes me up?! /see Kris lying on the floor then see the baby/

Kai: Hi little gull wanna see my abs? /smirks then lifts up his shirt to the baby/

The baby: …

Kai: /sputters/ Why don’t you squeal like other girls?

D.O: KYAAAAAAAAAA~ O♢O

Kai: /turn around to see DO dropping a bottle of milk/ Hyung~ I know you will scream for me~ >:)

D.O: YOU ERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF THE BABY?! /twists Kai’s ear and drags him out the room/

Kai: Ouch hyung ouch!

The baby: ….

Lay: /passes by and notices the milk bottle on the floor then picks it up/ Is it yours, lil pony?

The baby: /nods/

Lay: Aww lemme feed you then /comes over the baby then sits next to the baby/

Lay: /pause/ Wait, why am I sitting here again? /scratch his head then gets out the room/

Lay: /realizing the milk in his hands/ Hey! A free milk! /drinks it out and walk away/

The baby: -_-

Luhan: /sees Lay drinking a bottle of milk/ Isn’t that for the baby?

Lay: Oh I forgot ._.a

Luhan: You stupid fool -__- I’ll make a new one then. /goes to the kitchen/

Baekhyun: /comes into the room, looking for a mirror to put on eyeliner/ Ayee so cutteeeee! You must be pretty with some makes up on /put on the eyeliner to the baby/

Sehun: /eating cookies then sees the baby/ Hi little pie do you want some?

The baby: /nods/ :D

Baekhyun: Hey don’t you see I’m make-uping him?!

Xiumin: /suddenly blurts in/ ME WANTTT!! :3

Sehun: …but you are not a baby

Xiumin: But I’m cuter look /puffs his cheeks up/

Sehun: Aww so cute! Here you go cutie~ /feeds Xiumin the cookies then cuddles with him/

The baby: /cries so loudly/

Chanyeol: /comes in with creepy smile/ Baby don’t cry~

The baby: /pause/

Chanyeol: :’D

The baby: /cries louder/

Chen: Just give the baby a toy or whatever! /gives Tao’s panda plushie to the baby/

Tao: DONT YOU DARE TOUCHING MY TREASURE! /takes his panda back then wushu Chen around/

Luhan: /comes in with the milk/ /carries the baby on his arms/ /feeds the baby/ aww those faggots scare you right? Don’t cry again, mummy is here :3

Credit to xingdae15 ;3

 

 

AWW.... Luhan is mother material. HAHAHAHA. Lol. Funny anyways. Sharing is caring so... There you go! HEHEHE.*Laughs creepily insane like Sehun.*