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Art today~

My friend, Mary: Loljkjk, do you know Mark?

ME: Mark, which Mark?

Mary: Black Mark.

ME: Mark Smith?

Mary: Yeah, him.

ME: Yeah, I feel bad for the little dude. He's heartbroken.

Mary: Why?

ME: He likes Jane, and he just found out she has a boyfriend.

Mary: Aww. 

ME: (joking) MARY LIKES MARK SMIIIIIIIIITH!

And as fate would have it, Mark Smith walks in at that moment. XD

Being the adorable little puppy that he is, he looks inside with a blank stare.

She likes Mark Smith, and she is going to kill me in my sleep.

GOODBYE AFF!