Whatever John Scalzi, LOL

So, I just addicted with strip in devianart, then I read this post http://qinni.deviantart.com/art/Dear-ppl-who-asks-others-to-draw-for-exposure-442319405 Don't click if you think it's not safe. That's about the hardlife of being an artist, to makes money, because there are many artists and still many people just do art as hobby, and many people just do art for school.

Then, I click the link of http://whatever.scalzi.com/2012/12/09/a-note-to-you-should-you-be-thinking-of-asking-me-to-write-for-you-for-free/. LOL. This John Scalzi is cute.

The tittle is so cute too 'A Note to You, Should You Be Thinking of Asking Me to Write For You For Free', I know he is professional writer. But why must  you write so cute like this. Hahahahaha... Lemme pinch your cheeks.

Then he said:

1. No.

Yeah I know you will write it down, then...

2. Seriously, are you ing kidding me?

LOLOLOL Are you ing this funny?

3. Did you wake up this morning and say to yourself “You know what? A New York Times bestselling author who has been working full-time as a writer for two decades, who frequently rails at writers for undervaluing their own work in the market and who is also the president of a writers organization that regularly goes after publishers for not paying writers adequately is exactly the person who will be receptive, through lack of other work or personal inclination, to my offer”? And if you did, what other dumb things did you do with your morning?

I brush my teeth, had a breakfast, and read your article. LOLOLOL

4. If you didn’t know that I was that guy in point three, and just asked me to write for free for you because, I don’t know, you heard I was a writer of some sort, although you couldn’t say what kind or what I had done, then what you’re saying to me is “Hey, you’re a warm body with an allegedly working brain stem and no idea of the value of your work — let me exploit you!” I want you to ask yourself what in that estimation of me would entice me to provide you with work, starting with the fact that you didn’t do even the most basic research into who I was. Rumor is, it’s not hard to find information about me on the Internet! Just type “John Scalzi” into Google and see!

Yeah, I saw your name in google. So, John? Are you come from Germany? LOLOLOL

5. If you try to mumble something at me about “exposure,” I’m going to laugh my off at you. 

I didn't okay, I barely speak English too. How can I tell you about that word? I don't know you, too, you are not my friend either. So, lemme laugh my baby cousin instead. Bye John.

6. If you try to mumble something at me about “Huffington Post,” I might smack you. Yes, there are some people writing for the Huffington Post for free. They typically are a) People in the 1% who aren’t working writers who don’t already have a well-established way to get their meanderings out there on the Internet; b) Writers and/or other creators promoting a book/album/TV show/whatever. I’m not a) and when I am b) I have a publicist who handles my media requests; talk to her and be aware I am picky. You’re probably not Arianna Huffington in any event. And if you were Arianna Huffington and asked me to write for free, I would send you over to points one through three. Imight let Huffington Post reprint something I had already written here, if it amused me to do so (I’ve let Gawker’s sites do that a couple of times this year), but something new and original? you, pay me.

Wow, you are really great writer. you too :D Give me a job, please, with money in my desk. Thank you.

7. If you try to mumble something at me about writing for free on this site, I might feed you to wild dogs. When I write here, it’s me in my free time. When I write somewhere else, it’s me on the clock. Here’s a handy tip to find out whether I will write for you for free: Are you me? If the answer is “no,” then you, pay me.

LOLOLOL I know you are busy like John :D

8. If this is your cue to complain to me how this attitude of mine suggests I am selfish, you’re right. I am very selfish with my time. This is all the time I will get in this universe, and I’m going to spend it how I see fit, and this does not generally include writing for free for people who are not me. There are lots of people who will pay me to write, which allows me to eat, shelter my family and otherwise live a tolerable life on this planet. I’m going to write for them instead. This plan has worked pretty well so far.

At least if we live until 61 years old, and you are in your fifty. You have eleven years, 4,026 days, 97k hours, 5.8m minutes, can you give me your one minutes for free? You are stingy. LOLOLOLOL

9. If this is your cue to complain about how this makes me an , ask me if I care. Go on, ask!

No thanks. LOL. I'm an too -_-'

10. But now that you mention it, saying “ you, pay me,” to you does not make me (or anyone else from whom you are hoping to extract actual work from without pay) the in this scenario. It makes me the guy responding to the , in a manner befitting the moment.

LOLOLOL. Look he is so cute, isn't he?

Sorry John, I don't mean to post your writing here, I just can't help it okay. Your web is not protected, so I can copying easily. I'm not just repost it, you know, I put your name in this post, so, I think I'm not plagiarism. I don't know what plagiarism too. John just too cute to handle. Wow, I don't remember when read such a fresh article like this. It's old, 2012 published, but still, I ADORE YOU JOHN *hail*

Look, his face cute too d><

I don't know how blog in this AFF work. Can I delete it or edit it? OH I CAN!

I just want to say I LOVE JOHN SCALZI JOURNAL TOO MUCH!

YOLO!

Bye.

Have a nice busy day.

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