Heechul's April Fools Internet Binge..., lol

So, Heechul frightened some fellow petals today for April Fools.

This year, he decided to spend the evening trolling SJ / Heechul fansites.

Here's his instagram post proving that it was really him posting messages.

@kimheenim Today is April Fools’ Day so I’m going around here and there, and they won’t level me up, nor believe me. I forgot all my ID and PASSWORD kk ya, and what kind of idiot would post a proof picture just because you told him to kkkk I will all tell on you guys to my friend Lee DoHee. Watch out not when you are out at night but when you are on computer at night kk 

This is what he was saying in the video: Ya, don’t make me angry. I’m very tired right now. Noona, I forgot the password for here. What should I do.. why won’t you (level me up) on this one… I already did everything. Hurry up and- ah where did that page go.

 

Then, I found a translation of his conversation with fans on one of the sites. They didn't believe it was him at first, lol

Title: Hey, I’m Kim Heechul

Message: Hello~ Is this the place you hear curses if you don’t post with curses on the post? I always curse, so I won’t curse here.

I, who only went on LOL sites on internet is now going around on an internet tour to commemorate April Fools day

Should I what, leave a proof shot? I’m too lazy ㅡㅡ

I suddenly am too lazy to write a post too. I’ll post again after eating.

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Comments on Heechul’s First post:

Fan: Next Kim Heechul.
Fan: lies~~~~~~~~~~~k
Heechul: I’ll tell on all of you guys to Lee DoHee
Fan: Upload proof
Fan: Crazy person
Heechul: I’ll play the opening song of Super Show 1 for the proof video. I’ll post it on Instagram. You guys act just like your ownersㅋ
Fan: If you’re Kim Heechul, I’m Gunhee.
Fan: Lies
Fan: I’m Ryeonggu then kyakya
Heechul: Ah all of you just shut up and, ya. what other sites are related to me? I’m going around all of them today.
Fan: Did you guys vote on Show Champion
Fan: It’d be funny if that IP is from GwangJin-Gu.
Heechul: Hm… how should I cook these kids..
Fan: I’m going to eat. You go eat too.
Fan: ㅡㅡ
Heechul: If I tell you to believe, just believe me. I will give you proof. The kids all went to ShowChampion today.
Fan: Really?
Fan: ??
Fan: A site about you.. Did you try going to SungDong district site?
Heechul: There are girls on this site? Girls also go on DC huh kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Fan: There’s only gays here
Fan: Oppa is crazy kkkkkkkkk
Fan: Henry posted a proof before, post a proof
Fan: Cherry has same IP as me lol
Fan: Hul
Fan: sorry for not recognizing you earlier
Fan: Hul. … it was real… 
Heechul: All of you go away. You all believed me from the start ^.~ I don’t have to post proof of my posts, because when you look at them, you can feel ‘oh? this kinda feels like Kim Heechul-hyung?’
Fan: Hul
Fan: There’s no girls like you think here. Go somewhere else kkkkkkkk]
Fan: Oppa please tell SJM coordis to give proper clothes to the boys and put all their hairstyles down ㅠㅠ
Heechul: ya, I went to Henry’s and he didn’t have a proof picture, what are you talking about? SJM kids’ and my stylists are different so I don’t know them. I am picky with people, so I’ve been at Jung HeeKyung’s for 10 years now. For hair, Gunhee bastard is the best.

**Someone else posted (with same name as Heechul) “I’m back after eating” (but   had different IP).

Heechul: This isn’t me? what is this, is this Lee DoHee? How did you know mine?

 

**Fan posted: Cherry-ya Cherry-ya~ did you leave already? 

Heechul: I have to play LOL. I haven’t been able to play recently because I was busy

 

**Fan posted: Cherry-ya, which do you hate more?
1. Members all watching World Cup on TV while you have to DJ at a radio alone
2. Power going out while you’re playing LOL 

Heechul: I don’t watch World Cup so number 1 doesn’t matter for me (unless it’s LOLdcup) but if number 2 were to happen, I think I’d go to the electric power company.

 

**Fan: Then Cherry hyung, again, which do you hate more?
1. You were in 1st place in LOLd Cup then Heebum-ee pressed your keyboard and (you’re) now in last place
2. Someone hacks your LOL id and sold all your items

Heechul: I have experienced number 2. About a month? before I was released from the army, someone changed my ID from ‘Kim Bipolar’ to ‘I’m real kim heechul’, and deleted all my friends list and threw away all my money. I was very angry but I saw it as a sign from above, telling me to concentrate on the comeback, and calmed myself down

 

**Fans kept writing “Sulli” in comments after Heechul

Heechul: Ya, but why are you guys keep writing ‘Sulli Sulli’? Do you guys cherish Sulli too? Good. Continue to love and cherish our Sulli like this. You guys are nicer than I thought!!! 

(T/N) In SJ Gallery, “Sulli” is short for “Comments that Make your Heart Beat” ㅋㅋㅋ fans replied after that like “Go read the Gallery Dictionary” “Let’s just not tell him the real meaning”

 

**Fan: Cherry hyung, are you also streaming Swing? Post proof picture go go

Heechul: yes yes of course. I’m listening very hard to Break Down. I really love this song. I really really love that partㅠㅠ It’s exploding with energy

 

**Fan posted this edit.image

Heechul: Who photoshopped Choi Siwon on it

 

**Fan: Cherry, look at this~fan photoshopped Cherry Anna together

image

Heechul: You edited it so pretty, it’s like a beggar.

cr: NKSubs

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But, Heechul's internet binge didn't end there. He posted three more instagrams and one shirtless Weibo picture...,

@kimheenim: The person that I’m raising is this kid. But in the name HanJay Heebum is the last name ‘HanJay’? Or is it ‘Han’ and the name is ‘Jay Heebum’? They said it’s annoying to decide whether I should be known by 4 words or 3 words in my name so they just cut it shortㅡㅡ It’s not even Namgung Minsu* 

@kimheenim: Actually.. I’m not your oppa but your unnie.. If I rise up every shout unnie! Unnie! Tokyo London New York Paris unnie! Unnie!

Someone was bored last night and trying to kill his fans...,

Oppa, what are going to do with you?

I love all the attention he gives fans. It shows how much he cares.

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mailoony
#1
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah!
leeleeloveskpop #2
man he is so awesome! There is definitely no other in the universe like Kim Heechul
pologirl0611
#3
I love love that he does this kind of stuff!
Alishaaye #4
This is the BEST THING EVER! All I did was put salt on my roommates toothbrush!! :)
ELP1992 #5
kkkkkk...best april fool ever!!kkkkkk
kanginiiee
#6
AWWWWWW GUNHEE BASTARD XD
XiuKyu13
#7
They dont even know tho XD
wildvampire
#8
Oh yeah i was basically rolling around on insta all night cause of him
Angel110
#9
xD omo! Poor fans! and how did he recognise Siwon in the edited picture?O.O I had to look twice to notice any similarities.-.
I love him, he is so funny and someday he will really kill us with his awesomeness and iness.-.