In which I sh*t and up, create a ship, and kick it in the .
Today, I fulfilled the need of every human being. I pooped. Simple as that. The throne of my five minute reign wasn't operating, so, I consulted my parents.
"Open the lid, and pull the string," said they.
I opened the lid, and pulled the first string I saw. Needless, to say, I broke the handle. Super dad came to save the day, and I got a lot of stink eye.
(TMI, but my soundtrack for the whole ordeal was Super Junior's SPY.)
As for the ship.
SCORENE FOREVEEEEERRRRRR!
Scott + Irene
The chemistry is marvelous.
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