[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'. 
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blond. 
TOTAL SO FAR:  6

 
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to your elbow. 
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (When I found out I was like MINDBLOWN!)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. 
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.  
[X] You have choked on your own spit. (Plenty of times)
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
 
[X] you have seen the matrix
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (*cough my hair cough*)
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
 
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking. 
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
 
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. 
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Well I think when I don't know I did it, it is actually lucky because everytime that happens I usually meet a celebrity or something good happens)
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
 
[ ] You have sent chain mail because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. 
[X] You break a lot of things. 
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. 
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[X] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. 
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL SO FAR:  26

Multiply by 4

26 X 4 = 104 (/)

I am 104% mentally unstable~ Well that's not that bad~

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