「 THE FIRST CLASS ♡ yoon yeri.

WELCOME TO THE CLASSROOM.
THE SLAMBOOK QUESTIONS
baekhyun: this is all for our private yearbook, im telling you. so you phesants better answer this shiznit honestly. you dont have to give me names (except for crush huehue), just describe the following. first pov only pleasus muchos grazie

zodiac sign: Zodiac sign? Umm, I'm not sure if you notice it but do I even look like a friggin' girl who care about those stupiddo horoscope? /mentally slapped by her father somewhere: LANGUAGE, YERI./ /clears throat; I mean, I don't remember about my zodiac sign since the last time I checked on it... I was like, what, 9? But I'm sure that it has something to do with an ugly-looking ox.... if I'm not mistaken. /fake a cough.

first love: First love? uhhhhhh, why are all of the topics are so girly-ish omfg how am I supposed to answer all of this without feeling awks!?! /breaths in; breaths out. (Yeri: Relax Yeri, you're a girl, you're a girl. /give suggestion to myself). I still haven't  experienced my first love, uhh, yet.... I mean how can I fell in love with all of those baboons with such an attitude problems?!? And moreover when they don't even see me as an appropriate female... so how?!? /coughs. (n.b: based on her experience befriending boys since god knows when.)  

first kiss: What evennnn with this question..... /bangs my head on the wall. So, uhh, if you allowed me to be honest my first kiss was actually with a... puppy (Yeri: don't judge me! I was 5 at that time!). I mean it's so friggin' cute with its waging tail and squeals-worthy expression, and guess what that freaking ugly puppy (Yeri: yeah, I changed my mind as fast as tornado) did when I gave it my holy kiss? IT FREAKING BIT ME ON MY ARM, MY ARM CAN U BELIEVE IT!!!!

classroom crush: Umm, I don't know if this will ever be considered as a crush, but that yixing boy? Because he looks so damn quiet and calm, and also the most sane boy in the class. And this must be the craziest idea my mind could ever come up with: BUT IF WE EVER you know being in a relationship somehow, I think yixing would be the boy who would cause the most 'least drama'. SO THAT'S WHY I CHOOSE TO CRUSH ON HIM omfg I can't believe it I'm such a smart girl. /proud look.

what you look for in a boyfriend:
FIRST AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, my boyfriend must love sport and karate so that we can spazz together like there's no tommorow on our favorite team or athlete. AND HE ALSO HAS TO BE TALL AND HANDSOME, what, do you expect me to date a guy shorter and uglier (Yeri: bcs i'm already ugly enough duhh) than me? uhuh that ain't gonna happen guys. THIRD, hehastobefullofaegyo. NO DONT JUDGE ME, DONT GIVE ME THAT LOOK. But you know what? since my standard is too high, I don't think such a guy exist AHAHAHA I'm not even hoping. that's why you can ignore all my blabbering above /get slapped.    

something you want your (future) boyfriend to do:
TO GO CRAZY WITH ME. PERIOD.

the perfect date:
Uhhhh idk dude I've never been into one so I have no idea? I only want 
us to do the things that we both like to do together and that's more than enough for me AND SINCE THAT'S NOT LIKELY TO HAPPEN I'M JUST GOING TO GO ON A DATE WITH MY FATHER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AHAHAHA /alligator laugh.

-now, that wasn't so hard right. well done, pet, well done xoxo baek




 

 
hiyeom ♡


 

 


MILKY-CHAN / 7 / ZOE


name: Yoon Yeri 
nicknames:

— Danshin (literally meaning: Short Body): The oh-so-famous nickname specially given to her by Zitao. He called her that whenever he is on his 'teasing' mode which is like full 24/7 non-stop. (Yeri: Excuse me, duh, don't give me that look okay. Everybody are just simply abnormally tall) 
— Yoon Ddol (literally meaning: Crazy Yoon): A joke nickname given by the boys because of her first 'not-so-good' impression. Appearantly, Yeri's daily behaviour turns out not to be as sweet and delicate as her look. Don't even try to piss the hell off of this girl, because she will just back flip you with her black-belt karate skill. (Yeri: Well... they often say not to judge the book by its cover, right?)
birthday & age: 05-07 & 18 years old
hometown: Busan, South Korea
where she grew up in:
languages: Korean (fluent, ofc duh) & Chinese (very, very, very basic;
Yeri: Will it count if I only know how to swear in Chinese? /slapped)
ulzzang & back up: Yeri & a/n

appearance: First of all, Yeri stands at such a remarkable (according to her) height; 155.5 cm with a super slim (/cough. I would say petite. /cough) body that weighs around 46 kg. Yet, the boys would often because of her flat body with no curves, s-line and such. She didn't mind it though she never admitted it, as they stated the fact. Born with such a small face compared to the normal ones make this girl often being pushed backward whenever the girls took a selca (not that she minds). One thing you would notice if you stare on this girl's face long enough, is her obvious eye bag which is due to her bad habit of playing too much computer games when she was a kid. Not to mention, how her eyes will turn into a flat thin line whenever she smiles 
(Yeri: /loud cry. People wouldn't categorize it as an eye-smile because mine doesn't curve downward!)She rarely put anything on her face whenever she goes anywhere, not even face powder or lip balm. Not sure whether it's because she appreciate natural beauty or that she's just lazy as . She never really untie her hair whenever she's at school, always tying her long slightly wavy hair to a pony tail. She finds it bothersome especially when she's on her karate class. 

style: Yeri is definitely not someone who even cares about her appearance for the slightest bit. She could've step outside her house with only a pair of boxer and tee if she wants to but then decided not to (oh, she dare to actually) for the sake of her friends and family. But she's not exactly someone who even waste more than 5 minutes in front of their mirrors only to decide which outfit to wear for the day. So the answer is? She will grab on whatever piece of clothes that her eyes laid on the time she opens her full for nothing wardrobe. It's such a waste actually especially when her precious father intentionally arranged her 'precious' daughter's wardrobe with various type of girly clothes from dresses, skirt, jackets, cardigans, shirts, tees, jeans, coats, shorts, and the list goes on. When in fact, his tomboyish daughter chose to wear only a simple tee with a simpler jeans to add on. Refuse to be called as a bratty daughter, therefore as a way to appreciate her father, Yeri would sometimes wear dresses whenever she goes on a super formal occasion with her father (/cough. Yeah which actually happens like, what? Once a year? /coughs.) To add more varieties into her boring daily outfits, Yeri just discover her love for a combination of loose sweater/shirt with shorts. She's actually not a fan of dresses, skirts, or whatever clothes that symbolizes a girl but she doesn't find it as a problem either if the situation made her to wear the said clothes. To sum it up, Yeri prefers simplicity and comfortableness when it comes to her pick of clothes, be it for meeting up with her friends, having outings/retreats with the class, going on a fieldtrip and so on.

personality traits:

(+) fearless, capable, loyal, independant, humble
(-) sarcastic,
quick-tempered, careless, stubborn, unpredictable

trivia:
— 
How many ing times should I tell you that I'm a girl (by heart, at the least) for crying out loud?! : Thanks to her not-so-pretty language, tomboy attitude and so unfeminime body with such an unappealing outfit, people would often questioning her gender from time to time. Still, you should thank her father who went through a battle with her daughter so she would at least keep her hair long for the sake of her father's pride. The thing about Yoon Yeri is that she likes every single stuff that any normal 17 years old girl wouldn't even pay the slightest attention at and dislikes any possible stuff that any sane 17 years old girl would adore. Growing up with a single parent for 16 years is more than enough to mentally change her mind to a boy's mindset. For example, Yeri prefers sports/any exercise activity that will make you all sweaty and ugly over those meni-pedicure or any beauty care kind of activity, shonen manga over teenlit novel, rock&rap music over pop&classical ones, horror or heavy action movies over romantic ones, dark color over the bright ones, and so so so many more. Another thing that makes people questioning her gender is how real she is even with boys surrounding her. She would laugh like an alligator with wide open and drooling all over when she fell asleep for all she cares! (not to mention her daebak snoring!). Unbelievable girl, they would say. And also her lack of ability doing any kind of house chores and cooking is one thing that surely can't be missed. Because to be honest, she truly at it and is considered as the worst cooker ever. Her father once asked his precious daughter to prepare his lunch since he was so busy in the morning at that time, it both taste and looks so bad that her father doesn't even have the heart to eat it and mentally note himself to never ever asked the same request afterwards.


— Karate is my passion, yo : Since Yeri was still oh-so-little, Yeri already found her dream and passion. Maybe it's all started since the day she followed her father around to his karate class every single day after her school. That's the only time she would look at her dad with a different light since he looks so cool and badass with those kickass and deadly punch that would knock down his opponent. So different from his weak and oh-so-kind image of a father who would usually beg for his daughter to wear a girly hairpin to the school for each morning. She's been training karate with her dad for all her life, and she couldn't feel even more excited for every moment of it. At school, she joined the karate club and is considered as one of their ace and one of the possible candidate to be the next head of the club. Beside doing karate, Yeri is known as a sport-freaks along with her dad. They often hang out only to watch their favorite team's match and their house is also full of collection of any possible merchandise of their favorite athlete be it karate, baseball, soccer, etc. Girls at her age normally would spazz over their favorite idol but it doesn't apply to this girl over here, obviously.

Forever daddy's lil girl : It's considered as a well-known fact that Yeri's dad has some kind of daughter-syndrome. He always interrogate every single boy who dare to accompany her daughter home, call or text her daughter over phone, hang out with his daughter until late at night, etc etc etc. And everytime her dad does that, Yeri would often almost losing her sanity because honestly how many more times should she tell her dad that she doesn't even have the slightest interest toward those creatures with hormone issues?!? (and this is when her own dad would also questioning her daughter's gender). Her friends would always sent her a teasing chuckles whenever her dad is at it again. It's like her dad is trying hard to play both roles as a dad and mom for his daughter, and he truly at it if Yeri was allowed to be brutally honest. Her friends would often joke around saying her dad wouldn't even leave her alone even if she's getting married, which would often receive a playful punch as Yeri's answer. But Yeri always feel grateful to have such a dad and she surely loves him to death, no doubt with that one.

A gangster on outside and an angel by heart : With her rather harsh attitude and unlimited profanities, Yeri often goes along just well (or even better) with boys but she does have some girl friends who are quite close to her. Yeri is someone who knows her limit and she's the best when it comes to respecting older people. Contrasting to her tomboyish and careless look, Yeri is actually someone who often help those who needs it on the street. For example, a grandma who needs help to cross the street, getting lost and needs direction, or simply needs a helping hand to bring her heavy luggage. She's always more than happy to use her strength to help the others.

I'm a proud Busan girl : Everybody would always laugh their heads off whenever Yeri speaks in her Busan dialect. She only use her satoori whenever she's being mad or simply irritated, that's why her friends often just so they can hear her dialect. It's beyond hilarious because she never bother to take a breath and only launch string of curses with busan dialect to anybody who dare to piss her off.

NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth) : Not that she's interested to have one, but her friends' complain often bug her off with that so-called NBSB title. For Yeri, dating itself is pointless and honestly she couldn't and wouldn't want to deal with those bull drama whenever she's even think of being in a relationship (besides, her father would probably wreck her up if she does). For all this times, Yeri always become a good listenever where she listens to the same problem over and over again be it from her guy or girl friend. It's always the same one : their partner grew bored and cheated behind their back, their partner just lost interest on them, their partner always looks for trouble, their partner turns to be a jerk, etc etc etc. And once it comes to the point of breaking up, they always crash Yeri's room and cry their heart out hoping things would get better when they did so. Knowing this, long gone was her tiny desire to have a boyfriend.

Ms. Angry Bird : The only one thing that Yeri doesn't have probably would be patience. You don't want to make this girl wait for more than 10 minutes if you don't want to see her angry bird look (and lemme assure you, it's nowhere near pretty). Snapping at the others becomes as easy as taking a breath especially when she's on her period (she practically turns into a godzilla, because this girl seriously needs an anger management lesson somehow). You have to be someone so well-respected to Yeri if you want to earn this girl's patience, you would be amazed on how much this girl would hold herself back by then.

A er for aegyo : She might be all tomboy and badass but she is actually more than that because the only moment she will let her guard down is when someone put an aegyo for her. This is the only exceptional thing of her 'disliking any possible stuff that any sane 17 years old girl would adore' list. She doesn't exactly know is it because she's at doing it or because she simply has a weak heart deep deep inside her. Since it appears to be so uncool for her, she rarely shows this weakness side of him (afraid a certain panda boy would terror her with his hidden weapon all day long).  

 
school life:

Going to school isn't something that would excite Yeri, yet she never actually feel lazy to do so since her other intention (beside studying, yeah, lame) going to school is to meet her friends. She just couldn't wait until she graduates and get her grades done.  Besides that, to be brutally honest, Yeri isn't that that good when it comes to subject that requires calculating numbers. Math, physic and chemistry always become her long lasting enemy since elementary school, pretty much explaining her C and D scores. She turns a little better when it comes to subjects that needs her memory such as history, but still it's not her forte. She prefers doing outdoor activities where she could move freely, that's why she always aces the P.E subject and become their sport teacher's golden star. As for extracurricular activities, she joins the karate club and often win many awards at various karate competition.

As for her plan for college, she hopes all of her awards, certificate and medals she collected since she was a child would be enough to make her pass and get a scholarship into a good university since she's not good with her other subject. The least she could do to make her father proud is by enrolling into a good college. Yeri doesn't have any desire to study abroad because of her experience of going abroad to entered a karate competition long long time ago which result in her turning into a complete idiot who unable to communicate with another people thanks to her lack of mastering any foreign language. 

family:

father / yoon tony  / 41 / karate trainer & athlete
— Yoon Tony is such a one of a kind dad, if you ask Yeri about it. He's a kind, understanding and supporting kind of father and Yeri couldn't be more than grateful to have such a father. Very different from the other father who often grew distant from their own daughter, whereas in his case, he's the one who sticks around with his daughter. He's the kind of dad who would be more than willing to go through any crazy things together with his daughter. He could never be the strict and serious father, Yeri had bet on it once and he only last for a mere 5 minute. He's surely hilarious, with all of his over-protective antics over Yeri considering his late age. Ever since his beloved wife passed away due to a car accident when Yeri was 7, Tony became insecure since he's not sure how to take care of his daughter by his own. Not to mention his depression at that time only make him even more worse than he already is. But thankfully Yeri has always been an independant daughter so sometimes it's like Yeri is the one who took care of his dad (minus all the cooking duty). Tony himself often feel grateful (despite all of their bickering) to have such a daughter who pretty much share the same interests as him.






friends, etc:


neighbours&childhood friend&bff #1 / ahn jae hyun / 20 years old / university student majoring in astronomy
— Jaehyun is forever Yeri's idiotic trash oppar, not to mention his overprotective attitude towards Yeri often mislead people thinking that both of them are actually real siblings (together with Jonghyun) who share the same blood. It all happened since Jaehyun and Jonghyun's parents are always busy since they were so little and then they often hang out around Yeri's teritorrial to kill their boredom which slowly become a habit up until now. If we were to move aside all of his negative traits which are tons, the only good things about Jaehyun are that he's very caring and dependable oppar. Yeri hates to admit it but the fact that he knows Yeri like the back of his hand (they practically grew up together duh) sometimes make him took any possible advantage on her. He's physically 20 years old and is currently majoring in astronomy and oh yes that sounds so cool but you would face-palm yourself when you get to know this astronomy student in person. He's basically living in his own wonderland where he doesn't give a to the other person and simply live like a trash. This guy's way of living is beyond gross, if you want to know, thank god he was at least gifted with his good-looking face that often save his from geting into trouble. He laughs like a hyena, fart and blurp shamelessly in public, and make Yeri's life as miserable as hell. He's the one who should be the responsible with Yeri's wrong way of living from her way of speaking up until her badass attitude around boys. /coughs.



neighbours&childhood friend&bff #2 / hong jong hyun / 20 years old / university student majoring in bussiness
— If Jaehyun is more like her trash oppar, Jonghyun is like Yeri's prince-charming oppar. He's the only one who ever passed on Yeri's 'thank godness nice guy do exist in this ed up world' list, so far. Good look and body? Check. Charming attitude? Oh, so double check. IS ACTUALLY NICE AND NEVER GET ON OUR YERI'S NERVES? Triple check, no worries with that one. Contrast to his buddies, Jaehyun, Jonghyun is more to your goody-two-shoes guy next door. For Yeri's whole life knowing this guy, she has always been the gentle, kind and caring oppa. Jonghyun would be the first guy Yeri would run to whenever she got herself into a problem. He always has this clean image and goofy smile wherever he goes so it's hard not to fall for this guy. Yeri often think it's strange but this guy rarely gets mad, for real, he has this amazing amount of patience and always put everyone else before him. He's a good example of every girls' prince charming, if only they aren't bff for life, Yeri would have snatch him with her terrible seducing skill long time ago. He's not all perfect, however, he does have his own flaw: his overprotectiveness toward Yeri is ten time worse than Jaehyun. Yeri, Jaehyun and Jonghyun has always been the trio best buddies in the neighbour since god knows when, they know every little things from eaach other (and is so ready to spill their most embarassing secret if it was ever needed). If Jaehyun is more to a devil counterpart of Yeri then Jonghyun is the angel counterpart.    



  
  

 

partner:
— first choice: huang zitao
— second choice: kim minseok, park chanyeol

relationship: archenemies
— It would be absolutely wrong to adress them as a friends since you know they hardly get along with each other. They are like their own version of cat and dog: alligator and panda (in their case). They don't know since when it starts, but one thing they're sure is the rivalry between them never seem to cease. It's a bit vague but Yeri kind of remember how Tao always seem to boyish attitude and wouldn't leave her alone, that's when Yeri start to bark at him back. Since then they're always looking for each other weakness and backfire one another where there's the slightest chance to do so. It would take the whole class to stop their heated bickering when they're at it. They're not exactly sure the reason why they despise each other, pretty crazy right, but their mere presence to one another simply boil their inside. Outside the classrom a.k.a karate club, their rivalry seem a little bit professional becaus
e what they battle off is their pride. According to Yeri, she couldn't stand on how Tao always want to show off every little unworty things to her and ofc his way of trolling the other people is simply uhggg. While in Tao's side, he couldn't stand how Yeri is always out of control and always attack him with her shameless and random bite (not sure whether it's bcs she's just damn comfortable around him or she simply hate him) which reminds him of a rabies mad woman. WARNING: DO NOT EVER LET THEM ALONE JUST FOR THE TWO OF THEM IF YOU STILL WANT ONE OF THEM TO STAY ALIVE AT THE NEXT 24 HOURS.


personality:
(+) cheeky, ambitious, romantic, honest, sensible 
(-) emotional, quarrelsome, scaredy-cat, impatient, fussy,  

love line:
They suprisingly treated each other like a normal human being at their first meeting, not until a certain panda boy decided to ruin the good atmosphere by throwing some asking-for-a-beat remaks and there also goes Yeri's little to zero patience. For what she secretly observe when they're training karate, Tao always has this small group of obnoxious girls who always cheering on him and follows him everywhere. She never knew she's someone that famous, if only she knew then she would've avoid this problematic panda boy for the rest of her high school life. She knows him only as the skilled chinese boy in the karate club, aside from that, she knows pretty much nothing about Tao. So she's not exactly sure as for the reason why on the hell this chinese boy decided to bother her to no end. Tao himself not sure whether it's because of her tomboyish attitude really threw him off or is it because he simply enjoy teasing the alligator girl. He's not actually someone who would ask for an enemy as he is deemed as a peace lover boy by his friends, especially a petite girl to add with that, but everything about Yeri simply amaze him in every way that nobody could ever understand.

Yeri has never actually acknowledge him as her close friend, not when she wants to throw the said boy to the Han river the moment she laid her eyes on him. Nope, definitely not. But everyone around them actually label them as the 'it-couple' with their childish bickering and arguments, which makes her inside boil even more. She lost count on how much she already told her friends that she doesn't even have the slightest affection left toward the boy. It's simply a rivalry that's currently goin on between them. And whoever says that hatred often turn into love at the end should accept her deadly punch for saying such a lame and stupid phrase. One day, he would to no end by commenting on her boyish outfit so she would be totally embarassed in front of public then on the next day would be her revenge by putting a fugly toad in his seat early in the morning which would result in him sprinting out of the class with his girlish scream. It never seem to end between them.

Both Yeri and Tao never actually realize since when they grew super duper comfortable with each other's company. True that they're still pulling prank between each other and stuff, but it has already come to a level where it scare both of them. They're not supposed to feel comfortable around each other, considering they have such a terrible beginning to begin with. Yeri isn't someone who can handle commitment and such, so it's scary how friggin' fast her heart beats whenever she is around Tao. It still remains as a mystery and begin to scare her so much that she thought it's better for her to distance herself from Tao. She thought they did crossed the line a little too much, now that she realized she has to let things to fall back into its right place. As in Tao's side, he is complete oblivious on why Yeri suddenly start to avoid him. At first he thought he should enjoy the peace she gives while it last, but then he starts to feel something went missing and the problem is he doesn't know what it is.     

 

 

scene requests:
 When Yeri and Tao are currently training karate together, their coach told them to fight each other since he's curious which one is stronger than another. The other member of the club start to place bet on who they think would win, the girls' side are betting on Yeri to win while the boys are betting on Tao. (AND THE RESULT IS????)
— The First Class decided to play truth or dare game when the teachers suddenly hold an emergency meeting which result having the class free with no teacher. They were, of course, told to study on their own until the 3rd persiod but duh they didn't follow their teacher's instruction. Thanks to Tao, Yeri ends up getting a dare that will humiliate her for the rest of her life. (AND THE DARE IS????)
—  The class happen to crash on Yeri's house and then they found out the fact that Yeri basically live with two unbelieveable hot grown-up men. The girls are busy with the eyecandy in front of them, while Tao is suprisingly get jealous and behave so childish around Yeri.      
— Yeri and Tao somehow ends in a detention together for the nth time (this time it's for causing a scene in one of their class), they are then was told to write whatever things that they dislike from each other and they ends up using a pile of paper.  
— idk sobs i'm so lame that's all i can think ;;

suggestions/questions/comments: I LOVE THE IDEA YOU'RE SO AWESOME I DONT THINK I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY BCS YOU'RE SUPERB ENOUGH OKEY SOBS I HOPE I CAN PASS AND IF I DONT (CREY) I WILL STILL WATCH OVER THIS FIC SINCE ITS SO INTERESTING AND WHATNOT. pst. i'm sorry with all of the essay above huhuhu i can't help myself & i hope you don't mind reading all of the details above, ENJOY READINGGGGG.  

this is the end: OH SEHUN.

 

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