Seriously it is not like how those fanfics describe it.

no I am not abandoned by my parents.

no I'm not broke or desperate for a place to stay.

no none of the boys are related to me, or is my childhood friend, or know my hidden secret or something.

oh and I'm not cross dressing as a boy btw.

and there is definately no romance going on. No crushing on anyone, no being crushed by anyone (ew), no secret dating or whatever. 

In fact none of the guys are good looking or anything. I mean, they're decent enough I guess, but they're old. I think they're in their late 20s or something.

its really quite an accident. I'm renting a room in a normal house that's being used as a boarding house. Lots of people are living in it. Most of them are Korean and Taiwanese backpackers. There was a few other girls in it and I'm sure there are couples living in it. But I think they recently move out or something. And before I knew it... It's a sausagefest. I'm not even sure if there are actually 10. A few more moved in. And I never get to see all of them cuz they all work at different hours. Plus I'm working all day. 

So yeah guys so you can stop fantasizing about living with a bunch of asian men. Is not as glorious as it seems. It can be quite messy, noisy and they sometimes forgot to turn off the lights or bring their keys (which means I have to go down stairs and open the friggin door), and worst...

the 

toilets....

BLAAARGGGGHHHHH