I screwed up 87% of my teenage life (lifted from umithebaby)

[X] Kissed someone before dating. (MEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH)
[  ] Gotten a phone taken away at school. (nope coz i don't let anyone touch my phone tbh lol)
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum. (a lot)
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test (only once coz heeeey i'm good at cheating~)
[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times. (probably more than 5,000 times)

Total so far: 4

[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times. (hell yeah i'm a lazy )
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late. (i never turn a project in time honestly orz)
[X] Missed school just because you felt like it. (all the time)
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class. (LOL THIS IS SO ME AND MY DUMB FRIENDS)
[  ] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school. (not happened yet)
[x] Text people during class. (well who doesn't?)
[x] Passed notes. (all the ing time)
[x] Threw stuff across the room. (80% of my life is this)
[x] Laughed at the teacher. (another 80% of my life goes here)

Total so far: 12

[x] Took pictures during school hours. (yeah but not all the time)
[x] Called someone during school hours. (almost everyday)
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours. (absolutely everyday)
[x] Threw something at the teacher. (i even attempted to hit my instructor with a bat behind his back actually)
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission. (hell yes) 
[X] Broke the dress code. (i never wore school uniforms EVERYDAY AND OUR SCHOOL GUARDS ARE LIKE MY GREATEST ENEMY)
[x] Failed a class. (around 5 times)
[x] Ate food during class. (everytime)

Total so far: 20

[X] Gotten a call from school. (during uhh i don't remember anymore but it was hilarious i cursed on a teacher in broad daylight in front of the entire school)
[x] Been called the worst student (every-freaking-time but meh idc)
[X] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly. (yeah omg)
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school. (i'm forgetful ok)
[  ] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking. (not yet but i did cursed on him in front of his face one time)

Total so far: 24

[X] Faked your parents signature. (holy yes)
[x] Slept in class. (omg this is scary i'm marking everything omg)
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back. (and in front of them oh my god)
[x] Copied homework. (everyday)
[X] Got in trouble with the Principal/Vice Principal/Discipline Master. (i'm a regular there)
[  ] Thrown food in the lunch room. (nope i'd rather eat it than throw it and waste it)

Total = 29
Multiply by 3


Post this as " I screwed up __% of my teenage life"

OH MY GOD 87% LOL BUT HEY AT LEAST I ENJOYED MY TEENAGE YEARS KEKEKE

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stephani_bap #1
neo jinjja daebak... really really cool... -_-
chodoiino #2
This test is setting you up for disaster before you even start
chodoiino #3
no but seriously how does handing in two projects late contribute to a ruined teenage life
chodoiino #4
youre a disgrace to our family