A simple test to see how mentally ill you may be.
 

 [X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".

 [X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

 [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

 [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

 [X] You have run into a tree/bush.

 [X] You have been called a blonde.

 

 

 Total: 6

 

 

 [X] You know that it IS possible to your elbow.

 [] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

 [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

 [X] You have choked on your own spit.

 

 

 Total: 3

  [] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

 [X] You type with three fingers or less.

 [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

 [] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 

 [X] You have caught yourself drooling

 

 Total: 3

 

 

 [X] You have fallen asleep in class.

 [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

 [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

 [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

 [] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' I AM USING MY INSIDE VOICE

 

 Total: 4

 

 

 [X] You use your fingers to do simple math.

 [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

 [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

 [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

 [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

 

 

 Total: 5

 

 

 [X] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

 [X] You break a lot of things.

 [X] You tilt your head when you're confused.

 [X] You have fallen off your chair before.

 [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

 [X] The word "um" is used frequently.

 [] You don't know what "um" means.

 [X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot

 [X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

 

Total: 8

Final Total: 29

 

Then x3 = 87% 
I always knew I was bonkers!