hahahahaaa i have no life

Name
- um tiffany
 
Will you answer all questions truthfully?
- obviously
 
Are you single?
- what do you think, i spend 24 hours a day on the internet
 
Are you happy?
- no? i dont feel anything
 
Are you bored?
- i guess idk
 
Are you sad?
- im neutral
 
Are you Italian?
- nah
 
Are you German?
- nah son but i wish, although i guess i am satisfied of what my ethnicity is
 
Are you Asian?
- ye
 
Are you angry?
- eh
 
Are you Aussie?
- nope
 
Are your parents still married?
- yeah but they are always arguing orz
 
TEN FACTS
 
Birth Place
- california
 
Hair Color
- brown, or something ive dyed my hair too many times to even know what colour my hair is, but im dying to raven black otl
 
Eye color
- brown? preferably poop brown
 
Birthday
- january 1st
 
Mood 
- neutral?
 
Gender
- wat is gender
 
Lefty or Righty?
- wtf is lefty or righty-OH im left handed sighs, it really because the pencil thing gets on your hand and it feels really disgusting like uGh 
 
Summer or winter?
- winter, summer is a pain in the
 
Morning or afternoon?
- im not even awake during those times so
 
TEN CHOICES
 
Love or lust?
- neither hAhHa maybe lust
 
Lemonade or iced tea?
- iced tea
 
Cats or Dogs?
- neither.
 
A few best friends or many regular friends?
- i have nO fRIENDS
 
Television or internet?
- ... THE INTERNET OBVIOUSLY you can just watch tv shows on the interwebs
 
Pepsi or Coke?
- neither
 
Wild night out or romantic night in?
- as long as its not going outside i am not gonna step outside the house
 
Day or night?
- night, my life revolves around the night no but srsly when i look at any light my eyes literally burn up and i feel like dying
 
IM or Phone?
- IM i dont even have a phone so
 
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
 
Been caught sneaking out?
- hahaha ive been caught eating food in the middle of the night does that count? no? then no
 
Fallen off the stairs?
- plenty of times u dont even need to know
 
White water rafted?
- hahaahhaahah-no
 
Finished an entire jawbreaker?
- sure
 
Wanted someone so badly it hurt? 
- yeah /caresses levi cosplay on ebay
 
Prank called a store?
- idk you think i have good memory, my memory is as good as dory's
 
Skipped school?
- yeah
 
Wanted to disappear?
- nah because im practically invisible like kuroko
 
TEN PREFERENCES
 
Smile or eyes?
- the booty
 
Light or dark hair?
- um, this, uh
 
Fat or skinny?
- why
 
Shorter or Taller?
- shorter. i will not allow an uke to be taller than me
 
Intelligence or Attraction?
- intelligence
 
Jock or Nerd?
- nerd because i can reenact some fanfics ive read and animes because they are so cute like pls
 
Hook-up or Relationship?
- both are alright
 
Funny and poor OR rich and serious?
- funny and rich is me
 
LAST
 
Last Phone Call?
- i dont have a phone 
 
Last phone call you received?
- i... dont have a phone???
 
Last person you hung out with?
- no one because i have no friends? unless my cousin counts
 
Last thing you ate?
- what was the last thing i ate? frick i forgot
 
Last thing you drank?
- water bc i was literally chokING AND I SAW THE LIGHT AND BBY JESUS WAS THERE I SAW THAT
 
Last site you went to?
- archiveofourown i was readin some ERERI FICS
 
Last place you were?
- school?
 
FAMILY
 
Do you and your family get along?
- no. occasionally
 
Would you say you have a “messed up life”?
- eh
 
Have you ever run away from home?
- no
 
Have you ever gotten kicked out?
 - idk maybe
 
If so, how long 
- gdi idk
 
FRIENDS
 
DONT YOU UNDERSTNAD I HAV E NO F R IE ND S UH TROI OI
 
Do you secretly hate one of your friends?
- i hate everyone, its not rlly a secret
 
Do you consider your tumblr friends as good friends?
- they're friends, but not like, irl friends hruhreu
 
Who are/is your best friend(s)?
- noNE BECAUSE I DONT EVEN HAVE A FRI E N D
 
Who knows everything about you?
- no one

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