#1

Me: So we're twin souls!

Him: Yep!

Me: *googles the meaning* YA! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT MEANS SOULMATES?

Him: I thought you knew--

#2

Me: So your ideal type is a smaller girl?

Him: Yeah. Just above your height.

#3

Me: They're shipping us.

Him: I know.l We have to pretend then.

Me: Pretend to?

Him: Act like a couple, maybe they'll leave us alone.

#4 

Me: You er, don't you dare ruin my trust for you again.

Him: Don't worry. Seeing you mad at me for the first time actually made me hate myself.

Me: Good.

Him: I won't break your trust again.

#5 

Me; So you're submissive then?

Him: What's that?

Me: To explain innocently or in byun?

Him: ....Byun.

Me: You're the one who gets ed.

Him: Oh. ;)

Me: ....You knew what it meant, didn't you?

Him: Yes, I just wanted to hear your description about it. ;)

Me: .___. You er.

#6

Him: Hey. Come down from your classroom.

Me: Why? I have classes!

Him: I brought you muffins. 

Me: Muffins?

Him: I was suppose to give it to you earlier but I forget quickly, remember?

#7

Me & Him: *swinging*

Him: *suddenly rests his head against my shoulder*

Me: *was about to instantly hug him but stops midway*

Him: Hug meee.

Me: No.

Him: Fine---

#8

Me: I won't allow you to end up with her. Just saying her name is foul to my tongue.

Him: Don't worry. I won't. 

Me: Promise?

Him: She isn't my style anyway.

Me: What is your style then? *laughs*

Him: You're kinda my style.

Me: *cringes*

Him: *laughs*

MAN. THIS BOY IS AWKWARD. JUST AWKWARD AND WEIRD.