This is a random funny entry

Okay I had to tell someone....keke  And who knows maybe you can add to it.

Saying: I founf food and did apporpriate things with it

Question: Cause you can do inapropriate things?

Answer: Depends on the food

~~Foods

1.    Devils Food
2.    Syrup
3.    Whipped Cream
4.    Banana
5.    Cheese Cake
6.    Cucumber
7.    Fried Chicken [Onew fan]
8.    Peanut butter [creamy not nutty]
9.    Sugar
10.  Strawberries 
11.  *pop* Rocks n Fundip

Mine are in Black

Hers are in Green


OKay there are random Sayings we have found or heard that we just love..... Me - Black ||  Her - Green

1.  Be the kind of woman that wen ur feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "oh crap, she's up!"

2.  We drew back and looked at eachother once more. Then we paused long enough to send Loiosh out of the room, because love, like murder, shouldn't have witnesses.

 3.  the saying of the day: a dragon is a dragon is a dragon!


4.  Sarg,Isnt this a good time to be wearing bomb suits?
        
Sarg: Only if it goes off


5.  Still a princess!...rite down 2 my glass sneakers and enchanted sweatpants.

6.  I'll start worrying about how old i am wen i quit lookin so damn good.


7.  I smile cuz u gots no clue what I'm plannin


8.  -Girl 1:  ppl cnt just disappear into thin air
      Girl 2: fine he disappeared into thick air


9.  Guy 1: dude dad said they found a body in the woods
     Guy 2: a dead body?!?!
     Guy 1: no a body of water,.......... Of course a dead body!!!!!!

10.  Guy 1: what's the plan
      Guy 2: I run one way. U run the other. Who ever he catches first........to bad
      Guy 1: aw I hate that plan

11.  Guy 1:  so I've kinda liked u for a while now...
       Girl 1: *smiles and holds up finger.  Pulls her hair away from her ear revealing a Bluetooth. Removes from ear*. I didn't catch a single word is it worth repeating?
      Guy 1: *chuckles nervously*. No
 

12.  Lead me not n2 temptation...i cn find it myself

13.  It's only funny ntil sum1 gets hurt. And then it's just hilarious

14.  I stopped fighting my inner demons. Now we work together.

15.  Santa doesen't believe n ur fat either!!!

16.  Pour me another. Ur still ugly.

17.  If stupidity was a handicap, u'd get a better parkin spot.

18.  There is absoutly no excuse 4 the way i'm about 2 behave.

19.  Stop, drop, and roll doesen't work n hell.

20.  Csi-cn't stand idiots.

21.  Warning 2 burglars: this house is gaurded by a shot gun 3 days a week. Guess which days



 

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